Kylie Predicts More Cancer, Sings For Ellen
 
 

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Kylie Minogue suggested yesterday that her cancer battle ain't over. The singer told Ellen DeGeneres:

It's not over.

The 'voyage' doesn't end suddenly. That's why it's so difficult to talk about it.

I remember one day in Paris during my treatment when I was in a cafe on a corner – and at the time I was really glad if I could make it as far as there.

A young man approached me and gave me a rose. He said simply: 'Be brave. We're thinking of you'.

We sure are, Kylie. We're specifically wondering how you survived singing on Ellen DeGeneres' stage yesterday – those paper flowers look suspiciously like man-eating vaginas. See what we mean after the jump…

Meanwhile, in other Kylie news, that diva Madonna took a swipe at the singer by stealing her choreographers. It's War!

 
 
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Comments (7)

No. 1 · jazlow

Soooo much better than when Kylie did "Dancing With the Stars". That performance was a trainwreck

Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 10:57 am
No. 2 · jason

so off tune. wow.

Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm
No. 3 · afrolito

Why is she bothering to promote her turd/flop album in the states anyway?

She'll never be anything here, no matter how hard she tries.

Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm
No. 4 · mada

Kylie needs to tour here in the states, pronto. I'd even be happy with just a NY show, at least…

Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 6:32 pm
No. 5 · rob

Kylie seems genuinely nice…

Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 6:59 pm
No. 6 · afrolito

No way she could sustain a tour here.
A few shows in small venues in NY/LA is possible though.

Posted: Apr 8, 2008 at 8:23 pm
No. 7 · Tex...

What a bunch of bitter queens up in here…Kylie's bigger in the states than you think. Her album is not a flop Afrolito…but you are…

Posted: Apr 12, 2008 at 6:59 pm
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