Uh-oh. Last time we saw lawyer Gloria Allred, she was teaching children and America’s TV-viewing public how to have anal sex with a baseball bat. Now she’s back representing a gay LA police officer who has been disallowed from attending Pride because “it would bring ‘discredit’ to the department”. They even put it in writing—a dumb move for a PD already known for its anti-gay reputation. Allred will announce who they’re filing an employment discrimination complaint against during her an 11 AM PDT press conference today. Let’s hope she brings the bat.