Ladies & Genteladies, We Bring You Stylista
Here's a preview of the upcoming Elle reality show Stylista (nee Fashionista?), starring fashion news director Anne Slowey as the evil villainess who will RUIN YOUR NAME IN THIS INDUSTRY.
She arrives via town car! She wears dark sunglasses! She dons four-inch heels! She expects her lunch plate to be feng-shuied! THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF GLAMOUR, PEOPLE.
She's clearly trying too hard to be Miranda Priestley, but those who know her might, uh, say the act isn't an act. Whatever. We're going to love it.
Below, dos mas clips. One almost features tears.
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If she's so glam, why doesn't she know how to handle those heels? She walks like a cow!
Or is that the thing to do these days? I don't know, I'm terminally unfashionable.
Seeing her walk was painful. How someone who is suppose to be so fashionable wear such clod busters is beyond comprehension. Unbelievable.
She's showing too much tootie. :P