So Lady Gaga was hiding her penis for fans in Staffordshire, England, on Saturday, when the venue’s manager up and cut her show off before she was done. Can you believe?!
It didn’t help things that, like a true diva, Gaga showed up to the stage twenty minutes late, so she wasn’t able to finish her set with “Pokerface.” Which is, as all gays know, the only way to end an evening.
And she was really upset about it. So upset that she broke out her phone and made not one, but two 140-character updates.
We call transgender discrimination! Quick, someone start a Facebook boycott.