
So Lady Gaga was hiding her penis for fans in Staffordshire, England, on Saturday, when the venue's manager up and cut her show off before she was done. Can you believe?!
It didn't help things that, like a true diva, Gaga showed up to the stage twenty minutes late, so she wasn't able to finish her set with "Pokerface." Which is, as all gays know, the only way to end an evening.
And she was really upset about it. So upset that she broke out her phone and made not one, but two 140-character updates.

We call transgender discrimination! Quick, someone start a Facebook boycott.
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It's also a shame that "people" have no respect for being on time. Mediocre talent combined with over-the-top diva attitude killed Grace Jones, and it will do the same to this mall rat.
uhm, lady gaga does not have a penis.
Timeliness is a virtue.
Timeliness is essential when you are just starting out, and this girl has only been on the scene a very short period of time. Poor form. Fitz, I agree with you, but Grace had a period of it (couldn't resist) because she put on a good show. Being wheeled in on a product placement shows this girl is only a commodity, and her luster is already tarnished. Sorry, "new Madonna"!
This is disgraceful on the part of Queerty, why bring up her genitals in an article that has nothing to do with them at all???
I'm so sick of hating It, can't It just go away?
"no respect for music" LOL! I'd chime in with something about this tone-deaf talentless hack but I think DVNOVERT said it best: "I'm so sick of hating it, can't it just go away?" Too funny.
Well at least she didn't pull a Patrick Wolf and start throwing mic stands and spitting on the venue staff when they cut his set short in Germany a couple weeks ago.
You're right, hating on her is getting old..SO JUST STOP IT ALREADY!! The world, and more specifically, the gay community, have more pressing issues to discuss, than how late Lady GaGa was to a show in England. Get over it already. The whole "I cant stand 'it'." routine is old. And, even though she's not intersexed, to imply that she is by calling her "it," just shows how much more progress we need to make within our own community before we demand respect from the rest of society.