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Lady Gaga’s Gayest Video Yet Doesn’t Even Feature Lady Gaga

The music video, for Lady Gaga’s “Teeth,” is actually not the official video. And there’s speculation that it’s not even an official Haus of Gaga creation, though there are reports Gaga funded it. Either way, she supposedly approves, and why wouldn’t she: Directed by Sergio Ceron, it’s the biggest favor ever paid to her gay fan base. Besides that whole “supporting our rights” thing.

Playing into the uber-trendy vampire theme, we get two S&M-style muscled guys playing with latex, bondage, and blood. Sounds about right.

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On:           Jan 29, 2010
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No. 1 · Republican

Damn, that’s hot!

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 12:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · AlanInSLCutah

I’ll be the feast for that vampire…damn! :)

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · JR

Silly… but very sexy at the same time!

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · afrolito · Member · 1242 comments

It’s a FAN MADE VIDEO. She had nothing to do with it.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · AlwaysGay

Are they gay? Very hot video.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · B Damion · Member · 112 comments

This is nice. I’m glad the white gay guys have lady Gaga…n the Little Black gay boys will always have ….Beyonce…”Now put ya hands up”!…

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 4:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · oompaLoompa

Linda Blair does a dance like this in “Exorcist II: The Heretic” when she is scaring the demon Pazuzu away.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Frankie

OMG!

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 5:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · jason

Why isn’t Lady Gaga in the video? She’s in every other video of her songs. Is she afraid to associate herself with man-man action in a mass marketing way?

When are you in the gay community going to wake up to the notion that Lady Gaga is a corporate entity who is exploiting the gay community to make money? You truly are the EDG’s (easily duped gays). Like Madonna, Lady Gaga says she is for gay rights but then seemingly avoids showing us in the music videos in which she appears.

When are you going to realize that the men-in-suits who control the record companies are totally against male-male action in music videos? It’s about time you did.

Lady Gaga is part of the homophobic – as in homophobic towards men – structure that exists within the music industry. Lady Gaga may not be homophobic herself but she is part of the structure.

Wake up to it, guys. Stop being the EDG’s.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 6:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · PreacherMan

Gaga gags me. She’s a slut.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Karanis · Member · 9 comments

@jason: We’re only allowed to enjoy music that features gays.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 7:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Thom

boner shrinker

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 7:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · scott ny'er

well. isn’t that special.

that was different. and sexy.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Kenneth

I know I’m a little late to the party here, but whatever.

Maybe it’s my own hangups (I don’t have many… I’m an adult gay dude who’s been on the internet a few years now) but I’ve yet to see a decent gay-themed non-pornographic video, especially music video.

I like this song, and this video is exceptionally well-produced, don’t get me wrong; just the action in the video itself is stilted and weird. Again, maybe it’s hangups talking, but I find it hard to enjoy a production where I have no idea what the characters are in relation to one another. Add to that just random sudden dancing in front of a (presumed) prisoner? It got confusing for me.

Also, the ending was awful. The guys are hot, the song is great, the production values are stupendous, but even so, after watching the video I still feel like I need to write an apology to someone.

Maybe I’m alone on thiS? I don’t know. But if you’re going to vent your opinions, might as well do it pseudo-anonymously on the internet for a gaggle of strangers, I reckon.

Thanks for your kind attention.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 8:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Cinci Chris

This is horrid. The only redeeming factor is that the guys are cute. Fail, fail, fail.

Oh, and Jason. This is CLEARLY a fan made video. Not sure how you didn’t catch onto that.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 10:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · dontblamemeivotedforhillary · Member · 805 comments

@ B Damion Beyonce isn’t as cool as Rihanna who had more hits in the last decade:

Easy for a good girl to go bad
And once we gone (gone)
Best believe we’ve gone forever
Don’t be the reason
Don’t be the reason
You better learn how to treat us right
‘Cause once a good girl goes bad
We gone forever

BTW – One of the Vampires had thrush but can see the kinky appeal!

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 10:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · RC

@B Damion:
Hmmm… I’m black and gay, and I love Lady Gaga. So GTFO.

@jason:
Are you stupid? This description CLEARLY stated that this is most likely a fan video. IE not made by Gaga herself. Geez. you’d think you’d take the time to read the description before you write an essay on how we are so gullible. Apparently, you’re illiterate.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 11:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · scott ny'er

@Kenneth: Hey. I agree about some of ur points. The random dancing. The ending. The evolving of the story. But it’s a FAN video. C’mon.

Posted: Jan 29, 2010 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Greg Theron

It was okay.

Posted: Jan 30, 2010 at 4:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Bianca

Oh my. What an AWFUL vid, esp after that Bad Romance masterpiece.
Where do I start? I love Gaga and I think this song is brilliant but I don’t know what she was thinking of!

It’s boring. It’s amateurish. It’s not sexy at all. The two actors seem fake and not convincing in any way. It’s the same shit for 4:30 minutes and nothing really happens. It looks silly considering it’s a woman singing. The whole idea of the vid is not really fitting the song lyrics at all. The song lyrics as I understand them are very empowering and not about some S&M shit.
She should have been in the vid.

BIG FAIL.

Posted: Jan 30, 2010 at 9:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Bianca

OK, reread and I understand it’s not the official vid.

Good! I was starting to think she was losing it.

Posted: Jan 30, 2010 at 9:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · OhYeah

These two queens have a loooot of time on their hands if they did this piece of crap…

Posted: Jan 30, 2010 at 9:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · Tuca

@OhYeah: Loool. Completely agreed.

Posted: Jan 30, 2010 at 10:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · Jon Martin

very attractive, but I am really getting sick of this vampire stuff.

Posted: Jan 30, 2010 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · fredo777 · Member · 3010 comments

lol cute + very hot guys, but dude in the suspenders was not that strong of a dancer. they shouldn’t have had him dancing in the vid. still, pretty hot.

Posted: Jan 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 26 · Kyler

Well fuck that was sexy. The vamp could totally seduce me up. And even the hunter wasn’t bad. But I agree the hunter can’t dance. But their sexy hot.

Posted: Jan 30, 2010 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 27 · Marilyn McCoo

@Jason. Catch yourself on. It’s just a video. Move on.

Posted: Jan 31, 2010 at 12:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 28 · jason

And why on earth is Lady Gaga appearing at the Grammys tonight? The Grammys will be honoring Buju Banton, known purveyor of anti-gay murder music. If she appears at the Grammys, she’s lost all credibility.

Posted: Jan 31, 2010 at 12:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 29 · AOG93

#9 Jason: Madonna never showed gays on ehr videos??? Um… ya kidding, right?

Posted: Jan 31, 2010 at 6:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 30 · scott ny'er

Boo! They took it down. :(

I actually was digging that video. And THAT video made me dig the song. A LOT. I REALLY like that song now. Methinks, after some research that if these dudes were fans, they modeled some of the dancing and wardrobe from Gaga’s live show. Because it’s the same hot pants/suspenders and dance steps. I wondered about that because there was a hotness to the choreography, that you wouldn’t normally find in amateur videos.

Posted: Feb 1, 2010 at 12:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 31 · padabo

@jason: I cannot figure out why anyone is thinking Lady Gaga is not supporting gay rights. As far as “distancing” herself……you may want to take another look at some of her videos…..she is not affraid to show herself in bi-sexual encounters…..the Teeth video is a stroke of genius…..it appeals to gay men, straight women and all others who are a void of labeling themselves.

Posted: Apr 23, 2010 at 7:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 32 · jason

Padabo,

Teeth is not an official music video of Lady Gaga’s. It was made by a fan.

In her official music videos, Lady Gaga has completely avoided male-male sensuality. She’s reportedly under instruction from her record company. She’s just as much to blame in my opinion.

Posted: Apr 23, 2010 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 33 · randomhomo

they are both hot!…not really sure if the one dancin was gay,… the ending did suck.. wt did he do squeal?
n gaga funded it meaning she did have something to do with it..
and y we she wanna b in a video that targets gay men or ?
(even tho shes got an ass that even this gay dude would die 4)

Posted: Jul 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 34 · randomhomo

@randomhomo: i meant or straight women

Posted: Jul 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 35 · Jason Martin-Simmons

I just wanna know some names here, people haha. Is that too much to ask from some websites? #Names!!!:P

Posted: Aug 25, 2011 at 5:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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