Lady Wonders, “Should I Come Out of The Closet?”

We’re totally psyched about National Coming Out Day on October 11th. Sure, we still stand by our original assertion that coming out on NCOD is like “being a mass casuality in some terrible homosexual campaign,” we’d rather have people come out on a preordained day than not come out at all.

So, for those of you looking to shed a little light on your gay selves, we whole-heartedly support your decision to come out on the what HRC has deemed the day to “Talk About It”.

In preparation for the big fag outing, we’d like to share this brilliant clip with you produced by a woman named Denise McCanles. We haven’t the foggiest as to who she is or what she does, but we love her. Denise, if you’re out there, kudos to you.

Even though we’re all alone, we literally clapped at the conclusion. No tears, though, but that’s just because we lost our tear ducts in a botched face lift. We’d cry about it, but…again, no tear ducts.