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Be Afraid! Lady Bunny Is Suffering From Clowns Syndrome

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Who’s afraid of clowns? Certainly not Lady Bunny. The filthiest-mouthed drag queen in all the land returns to the stage with Clowns Syndrome, an all-new show of song, “dance,” and raunchy humor. The show was co-written by Bunny and the bitter and hysterical Facebook sensation Beryl Mendelbaum, and will feature new song parodies of artists as diverse as Prince, Adele, Katy Perry, Daft Punk, Bobbie Gentry, and Frank Sinatra.

According to a press release for the show, Bunny reached out to several celebrities for endorsement quotes but didn’t hear back on deadline. So she imagined what a few might say:

“Totally unconvincing as a woman.”  - Jared Leto
“I’d kill for those legs!”  - Oscar Pistorious
“It’s time to start dressing and acting your age, Bunny!”  - Madonna
“I hope that was Vaseline on her teeth.”  - Miss America
“Her 15 minutes are almost up.”  - Psy
“Stop enabling this train-wreck!” – Lindsay Lohan

The show will be performed Tuesdays April 22-May 27 at New York City’s La Escuelita. Get tickets here.

By:           Jeffrey James Keyes
On:           Apr 2, 2014
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  • 1 Comment
    • throwslikeagirl
      throwslikeagirl

      Always hysterical. Lady Bunny, YOU DA MAN!! … um… maybe I should rephrase that…

      Apr 2, 2014 at 9:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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