Lance Bass must have a sexual guardian angel.
Not only did the 28-year old former boy bander once date the uber-attractive (and just as crazy) Reichen, but he’s now cuddling up to New York-based Brazilian model, Pedro Andrade.
The men made their dating debut on July 4th at Sag Harbor’s The Estate. And things are allegedly going well. From a proverbial “source”:
You could tell they’re very happy with each other. Pedro is beyond good-looking … so hot. Pedro is spunky, full of life. They’re a perfect match.
Bass’ new gig helps seal the perfect deal. He’ll soon start work on Broadway’s Hairspray, which means he can get a piece of that Brazilian beauty any time he wants. Except show time, of course.
Click here to see Andrade’s – um – body of work.
Rowen = Reichen.
“This is so much better than making jewelry.
Jack, Jack, Jack. Haven’t you seen Reichen’s latest tattoo, defacing his whole back? If you had, then you’d know that “ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE [HIM].” Oh, well, at least it gives his tricks something to read while they’re ________.
Ooops, did I say tricks plural? Forgive me. Of course I’ve seen those endless gag a maggot pictures of Reichen with his lips constantly clued to his Lance rebound, what’s his name. Read: GSL, Gay Sign Language, for “Sure you kicked my cheatin ass to the curb but I quickly found another fool.”
But if you think the FLY NAKED jewelry is tacky, check out Reichen’s latest scheme, the “Lift the Ban” cruise where you can “show your support for America’s brave fighting men and women who are discriminated against for simply being gay” simply by shoving money in his tired board shorts. Of course, not a dime nor even a queer two dollar bill is going to SLDN or any other group actually doing something besides giving head to the idea of overturning DADT, but it’s for Our Savior Reichen. Better hurry: the $2000 rooms are already sold out.