Lance Bass Rushes Out Screenplay To Match Wits, Career Ambition With Ex Reichen Lehmkuhl

Lance Bass couldn’t have been pleased the New York Post broke news of ex-boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl making a movie based on his life, so he (I’m theorizing) phoned this tidbit into the Post: He’s making a movie too! A screenplay about him spending six hours riding through scary Mexico with mode Cheryl Tiegs — so they could get to Joe Francis’ posh wedding last month — is “in the works.” I’m only watching if Steven Slater cameos as a flight attendant on Lance’s plane that had to be diverted, forcing he, Tiegs, and a small caravan of guests traipsing through drug country. Or whatever.