Lance Slurps It Up
 
 

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Former boy bander Lance Bass popped into a Simpsons-sponsored "Kwik-E-Mart" yesterday for a slurpee – oh, we're sorry, a "squishee" – and donut.

Be careful with those donuts, Lance. Sure, you look fairly fit and all, but you definitely don't want to carry any extra weight when your crazy ex-boyfriend Reichen goes on a killing rampage, which he will…

 
 
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Comments (16)

No. 1 · ComradeThomas

He does not look " fairly fit ". He is fat.

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 2:55 pm
No. 2 · naprem

"A gay man goes to a shop."

You guys must be hurting for news.

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 3:15 pm
No. 3 · Ash

Wow, ComradeThomas, you embody that wonderful gay stereotype of a hateful, superficial, bitchy, ignorant queen. Congratulations.

You should give motivational talks to teenage girls.

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 3:36 pm
No. 4 · thatguyfromboston

"fat" may be a bridge too far, but full definitely describes those chipmunk cheeks.

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
No. 5 · Allen

He looks A LOT better than most of the gay guys here in Minneapolis!

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 5:10 pm
No. 6 · Jiblets / Jossip

[...] Lance Bass, doing what he does best: [...]

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 5:34 pm
No. 7 · newyorkie

In what world is Lance fat? Adorably round-cheeked, yes, but fat?!

Obviously ComradeThomas is a 14-year-old girl battling anorexia.

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 6:14 pm
No. 8 · MickeyMouse

Oh yeah, he's a real porker.
http://img104.imageshack.us/im.....007pc7.jpg

Give me a break!

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 6:28 pm
No. 9 · jim k

Okay, I think he looks just fine. His cheeks are up because he is smiling. He looks human, which is more than you can say about a lot of people who work in Hollywood.

I am disappointed in the readers here because no one went for the obvious choice of calling him squishy instead of fat. It is written right there behind him.

And if you are going to be bitchy about a gay man, don't lash out at unchangable body parts, go for the fashion sense. May I point out that his shirt is from the Limited Express for Men.

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 6:28 pm
No. 10 · Jiblets at MyQaeda Celebrity Fashion Blog

[...] Lance Bass, doing what he does best: [...]

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 6:58 pm
No. 11 · HL

I wish my 7-11 down the road was one of the Qwikie Marts.

Posted: Jul 5, 2007 at 6:58 pm
No. 12 · schnaussmaus

Yeah, the worse sin is the shirt…and the glasses. And I should give a shout out to the gel too.

Posted: Jul 6, 2007 at 2:46 am
No. 13 · thatguyfromboston

Absolutely right-on Jim K! I ashamed of myself for not picking up the obvious right away. Totally squishy and soft all over, kinda like that donut he's holding.

Posted: Jul 6, 2007 at 7:50 am
No. 14 · allstarecho

I'd soooo do him.. or let him do me.. or both. Lance is frickin' hot hot hot!

Posted: Jul 6, 2007 at 9:09 am
No. 15 · nycstudman

Carb face! Carb face!

Posted: Jul 9, 2007 at 1:04 pm
No. 16 · sp32836

random fact….nothing to do with Lance Bass, but the 7-11 down the street from me that got turned into one of the 11 Kwik-e-marts across the country has gotten so busy and people have been stealing so much stuff, they had to hire two off-duty deputys to stand around in the store….crazy stuff…on a more relevant note….did he really have his picture taken with a sprinkled donut in his hand???? he is probably upset about the whole Lou Pearlman issue and donuts are his comfort food!!!!!

Posted: Jul 10, 2007 at 9:42 am
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