Lance Slurps It Up
Former boy bander Lance Bass popped into a Simpsons-sponsored “Kwik-E-Mart” yesterday for a slurpee – oh, we’re sorry, a “squishee” – and donut.
Be careful with those donuts, Lance. Sure, you look fairly fit and all, but you definitely don’t want to carry any extra weight when your crazy ex-boyfriend Reichen goes on a killing rampage, which he will…
He does not look ” fairly fit “. He is fat.
“A gay man goes to a shop.”
You guys must be hurting for news.
Wow, ComradeThomas, you embody that wonderful gay stereotype of a hateful, superficial, bitchy, ignorant queen. Congratulations.
You should give motivational talks to teenage girls.
“fat” may be a bridge too far, but full definitely describes those chipmunk cheeks.
He looks A LOT better than most of the gay guys here in Minneapolis!
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In what world is Lance fat? Adorably round-cheeked, yes, but fat?!
Obviously ComradeThomas is a 14-year-old girl battling anorexia.
Oh yeah, he’s a real porker.
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Give me a break!
Okay, I think he looks just fine. His cheeks are up because he is smiling. He looks human, which is more than you can say about a lot of people who work in Hollywood.
I am disappointed in the readers here because no one went for the obvious choice of calling him squishy instead of fat. It is written right there behind him.
And if you are going to be bitchy about a gay man, don’t lash out at unchangable body parts, go for the fashion sense. May I point out that his shirt is from the Limited Express for Men.
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I wish my 7-11 down the road was one of the Qwikie Marts.
Yeah, the worse sin is the shirt…and the glasses. And I should give a shout out to the gel too.
Absolutely right-on Jim K! I ashamed of myself for not picking up the obvious right away. Totally squishy and soft all over, kinda like that donut he’s holding.
I’d soooo do him.. or let him do me.. or both. Lance is frickin’ hot hot hot!
Carb face! Carb face!
random fact….nothing to do with Lance Bass, but the 7-11 down the street from me that got turned into one of the 11 Kwik-e-marts across the country has gotten so busy and people have been stealing so much stuff, they had to hire two off-duty deputys to stand around in the store….crazy stuff…on a more relevant note….did he really have his picture taken with a sprinkled donut in his hand???? he is probably upset about the whole Lou Pearlman issue and donuts are his comfort food!!!!!