Larry Craig Can't Spell "Constitootional"
Doesn't Preach What He Practices
 
 

In addition to being a total flip-flopper, Senator Larry Craig has a selective constitutional vocabulary. In a statement regarding his new guilty plea appeal, the Idahoan toilet troll says:

It is my right to do what I’m doing. I’ve already provided for Idaho certainty that Idaho needed — I’m not running for re-election. I’m no longer in the way. I am pursuing my constitutional rights.

Craig, of course, won't let gays pursue their constitutionally protected right to get married. God, Republicans can be so stoopid.

 
 
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Comments (2)

No. 1 · Mrs Patrick Campbell

Give Miss C a break. The NWO decided that she had past her expiratia date and used this as a way to get rid of her. Now when they start outing other carefully closeted ladies – such as Governess Arnold of California – then we will be interested. But Governess Arnold is still useful to the NWO(in addition she is a protege of the Bush Crime Family) and thus she is protected by them, she gets a 'pass' – for now.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 2:21 pm
No. 2 · hisurfer

Are you talking about the US Constitution? Gays don't have a constitutional-protected right to get married. I don't even think the constitution addresses marriage at all, in any form, secular or religious.

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 4:05 pm
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