Larry Craig Seeks Intern
Toilet trolling Senator Larry Craig needs an extra pair of hands:
Idaho Senator Larry Craig is currently seeking intern applications for the summer term, which runs from May to August. The application deadline is March 15, however if more time is needed for the application process, please contact Senator Craig’s office for an extension. Craig offers paid internships within the Washington, D.C., office. Preference is given to Idaho applicants attending Idaho schools who are in their junior or senior years of college (including graduating seniors).‘”Interns have the chance to be an essential part of a working congressional office,” said Craig. “They participate in the legislative process as well as ensure that constituent services run smoothly. For those interested in politics, it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho.”
Do you think you’ve got the balls, reader?
He pretty much just writes his own jokes, doesn’t he?
I was in a restroom stall the other day at the mall, and I saw a liverspotted hand reaching under the stall! I ran out of there before I could see whether or not if it was Larry
What does Larry have on Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell and Trent Lott that they still let him serve in the Senate? He must have all the good dirt. And Idaho keeps him around, why?
I wish I was young enough to apply. Talk about a lot of fun, lol. I could put up with a dirty old man like Larry for a summer. (He’d be disappointed though. No sex for Larry if I apply. Only handjobs for the dirty ol’ bastard, lol)
Hey, let Ted Haggard lower his head and hide in some southwestern desert hole. Not you Wide Stance – you’re the sleazoid who keep on givin’!