Laser Eyed Norwegian Aliens Stealing Christmas?
We get literally hundreds of emails everyday. Some are from publicists pleading for us to feature their products, quite a few emails are from readers requesting specific stories or music videos, about one or two come from our depleted pool of friends and the rest are mostly crap. Every once in a while, however, what looks like crap turns into gold.
A fashion publicist friend recently sent us what may be the best, most insane, delusion and utterly unbelievable rambling in history. Read it and weep with joy, after the jump…
Um, I think she’s being funny. What’s sad is if you took it seriously.
This has got to be a joke … or maybe not. Those pesky Norwegians!
Joke or not, thak you for making my day. I laughed my ass off.
If someone’s going to celebrate the moments of their life with international flavored coffee, I’m thinking that the moments of their life aren’t really worth celebrating.
No, it’s true. We Norwegians really are from planet Norweig and do shoot lasers from our eyes. If you repeat that I told you this to anyone, beware.
I don’t think it was the laser-eyed Norwegians… it must be the fire-breathed Icelanders!! I mean they must have fire breath… how else would they keep themselves warm during the Icelandic winters?
Oh, I forgot. We hate Christmas, too. We’re trying to bring back Jul or as you dumb English speakers call it, Yule.
If the spy theory doesn’t work out, maybe that she put (presumably functioning) candles on a flammable tree contributed to the fire. Nothing upsets evil aliens more than incorporating Pagan rituals into Christian holidays.
AWESOME!!!!! — There is no betterness than this.
It was Jesus. He gets really hateful about this time of year when everyone starts reminding him he’s over 2000. You wouldn’t beleive what he did to my leatherman nativity that I put on the front lawn each year.