Last Night On True Blood, Alexander Skarsgard Sucked Off A Fairy
Here’s a quick run-down of everything queer that happened on True Blood last night:
- Victim turned lesbian Tara Thornton (Rutina Wesley) had a late night dinner with her gay cousin Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) and his boyfriend Jesus (Kevin Alejandro). Male witches Jesus and Lafayette traded a kiss during the meal and later, the trio faced off against a punk-rock she-vamp who promised fuck and kill them all if they did hand over a local witch.
- Seven female were-panthers chained a shirtless and feverish Jason Stackhouse (Ryan Kwanten) to a bed and fed him Mexican viagra so they could rape him and repopulate the were-panther race. Dude!
- Vampire Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) literally sucked off a fairy named Claudine tackling her in the dead of night and completely draining her of her life essence—that’s what you get for threatening Sookie, gurl! Even though the fairy turned hella fugly when she died, watching her get sucked off by Eric made us want a neck hickey of our own!
Yoo-hoo, Eric! You’re totally invited in—our house is your house!
The really cool thing about ‘True Blood’ is how they’re creating a mythology. ‘True Blood’ writer, Alan Ball, is taking us on an incredible journey. The show just gets better and better.
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@Manny: Jason, Tommy, Sam, Bill and Eric aren’t hot? ROFL!
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The website from the episode http://www.vamps-kill.com is real.
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to the nay-sayers:
True Blood has given us: a nice array of hot guys, most of whom are ambisexual and provide a little something for everyone (no one ever mentions Hoyt, what a hunk!) … Jason tied naked to bed (for the 3rd time in the series) with a raging bone that won’t go away … Bill’s voice and hot ass … Eric fucking yet another hot guy (sure, he kills the dude, but who hasn’t felt that way after a bad trick?), and who, apparently, no longer owns any shirts … Alcide, also short on shorts … and don’t forget Sam, who gets naked at least once an episode …
Generally speaking, an fun orgy of sex, blood, and rock’n'roll …. in other words, what’s not to like?
(and if you don’t dig it, you can always go back to Bravo and watch insipid housewives, cooks, and bridal consultants.)
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@mike: Yeah – I agree all the guys on the show are hot. And Hoyt IS AMAZING. Hoyt is tall, built and thick. Im into simple guys – jeans and t-shirt. But of course the little pretty boys (jason) prancing around in their tightly whities always get all the attention.
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Yeah, the whole rape thing was pretty twisted. Of course, Tara has suffered worse. Sookie, on the other hand, always has some great protector looking out for her. O to be beautiful, blonde white girl in the South!