Laura Bush has many, many talents. She doesn’t speak when spoken to, she is obviously fertile (twins!) and she can sing like a trash-talking, dirty-mouthed, sex-crazed Texan whore. Alright, it’s not really Laura Bush.

It’s comedienne Mandy Steckelberg dressed as our beloved first lady. Watch what happens when a reporter gets a little too investigative. It’s not quite as explicit as Sandra Bauleo’s semen-soaked single, but Steckelberg definitely got inside Bush’s head.

C’mon, can’t you imagine Mrs. Bush the Second breaking into a patriotic, propaganda filled country diddy? No? Well, give the video a twirl and you’ll know what it sort-of-looks/sounds like…

(Oh, and the Clintons make a cameo. Big stars up in this piece.)