Fox News anchor Lauren Green is being pissy over her co-worker’s recent push for a love connection between her and the seemingly always available Condi Rice. Green wants to clear up a little thing about her sexuality: She ain’t a big old dyke after all and is ticked no one went straight to her to ask if she loved bush; The pussy variety. Green spoils our fun:
They didn’t try. There’s no message on my phone, no message at Fox, no message to my agent, no note in my e-mail. Anybody can figure out my e-mail. These people could have found Arafat in Turkey when he was alive, and they can’t find me here.
She broadcasts her heterosexual single-and-looking status by making a plea for “Christian men, single and over 35.” Um, honey, poke your conservative little head out of your office. That’s all Fox News hires.
No word on poor Condi’s reaction to the news that she won’t be playing “dual piano” with a hot conservative anchor anytime soon. Too bad. We hear Condi’s fingers can work magic.
