We know what you’re thinking: “My modeling career is this close to taking off — I just need to brush up on the basics and I’ll be landing Versace campaigns in no time.”
Luckily for you, this video featuring Denise Richards and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen will teach you everything from how to open a purse (it’s harder than you think) to making your face sexy with vowels to the difference between “glamorous” vs. “fun” perfume.
The ’80s really were a timeless decade.
throwslikeagirl
This was hysterical. Thanks for brightening my day, Queerty! Camptastic.
stevelary
What was that fat guy wearing on his head!!!
BGinBigD
HELLARIAL!!!!!!
I learned so much by merely watching the video only once!!
And I simply adored the wig on the guy.
WHAT A CRACK UP!!
Mykaels
What I miss most about the 80’s was the hair. Hair today is soo damn boring!
Bauhaus
Bodacious is a damn sexy word, Dan Tracer.