Leave it to King James to class up the NBA Finals — that’s a thing, right? My straight roommate hasn’t been home in a while and so I haven’t been forced to watch any sports as of late.
Anygay, just before — rather appropriately — tipoff, ABC caught Cleveland Cavaliers Small Forward (wait, that can’t be right) and all-around bad bitch LeBron James adjusting his basketballs.
Some eagle-eyed fan spotted that dick and next thing you know the internet’s pulled one of those spy movie jobs — y’know, slow down and enhance (nsfw).
Good times. And good for LeBron. And good for us all, really. Long live the King.
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Jacob Walker
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Matthew McMillion
Stephen Cano
Slow motion on Vine!!!
Hawg G Wilde
Skip Fillers
It does look little.
Jim Van Matre
little is right
Pete Margo McLeod
Qureety you are so bad. Out of here.
Stephen Bate
Black men grow looks tasty.
Alex Zauner
little? …
Kangol
Grower, not a shower. And also uncut? Yum.
But Queerty, you can feature black people on here who aren’t creating a spectacle on TV, you know.
And other people who aren’t white (Asians, non-white Latinos, etc.)
You can! Please do.
Bauhaus
Making “adjustments” is normal, albeit distracting. Did his underwear run out of freon, and his unit overheat?
Evji108
Geoffrey Wienerslave
ait10101
I throw back the little ones.
Bob LaBlah
I blew the screen up to the highest and STILL can’t see anything. I seriously doubt I would be disappointed if I did see him in the nude.
Bauhaus
@Bob LaBlah:
It’s there. Go to the “slow down and enhance” (NSFW) link, second to last paragraph, last line. Enjoy.
tricky ricky
3 words come to mind. princess, tiny, and meat.
Black Pegasus
@Kangol: Yes they can feature Black and Asian men but they won’t! In fact, they flat out refuse to unless it’s a drag queen with green hair or a wrestler accused of spreading HIV to some poor innocent white guys who chose to have unprotected sex. On slow news days, they will even search highschool year books for some photogenic white guy to make up a story.
Bob LaBlah
@Black Pegasus: I knew about the now closed site of Rodonline.typepad.com but are there any other sites out there aimed at black gay men? And if not, maybe this could be your golden opportunity to show the world just how YOU would do it. I look at these sites only one way: you get what you pay for.
Seriously, if I felt as left out of the mainstream as you and numerous others have come on here and ranted about I would get together with a few guys and simply start a website aimed at blacks. There are obviously none at the present moment based on the frequency of rants such as yours.
John J Althaus
not enough to get me to watch basketball
SteveDenver
At least it wasn’t a middle-aged woman’s nipple, that would have sparked a firestorm because children might be watching!
Glücklich
Umph. You know that’s a monster at full mast. Tall guys are always hung like an oar.
Kangol
@Glücklich: Oh, one can wish, but unfortunately that’s not true.
Some basketball players who’ve had photos leaked showing they’re blessed in this regard include Dwight Howard, and Greg Oden, though he’s out of the NBA, to name just two.
Bauhaus
@Glücklich:
Tall [slim] guys. Yep. Just my observation.
Black Pegasus
@Bob LaBlah: I rarely ever bother to log in and post on this site, so what exactly are you yapping about? Find someone else’s quote button to troll. I made my comment and I have zero fucks to give about your feelings regarding it.
Bob LaBlah
@Black Pegasus: Hats off to your professor in SnapSnap 100 over at the local, inner city community college. You learned well, it shows, except you are performing in front of the wrong audience. Hopefully you will sign up for SnapSnap 101 during in this falls 2015 semester so you can learn the proper audience as to WHEN and WHERE to deploy it. As I snap my way down off of the soapbox honey I think you should go back and reread my first comment and its painfully obvious hint.
Justin L Llanas
Ernest Friend Benavente Jr.
ooops!!! 😉
Saint Law
@Bob LaBlah: You do know no one reads your posts don’t you, Bob LaBlah, Bob Lah Blah Blah Blah Blah?
1EqualityUSA
Black Pegasus, It’s understandable how you may feel marginalized by a site focusing only on negative images. Please know that your comments are read and heard. There’s room on queerty Island for everybody. I like your words. Don’t let others, who mouth off, get under your skin.
Bob LaBlah
@Saint Law: And your fan club numbers how many again?
Blackceo
You forgot @Kangol:
You do realize where u are right? I’ve given up that commentary cuz it’s futile and quite frankly not even worth the energy to type about.
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