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Lesbian Newb Danielle Staub Commits Cardinal Sin: Letting Gay Men Upstage Her

Aw, I think it’s a little bit unfair to criticize Danielle Staub and Lauren Michaels’ performance of her song “Real Close” on PIX11′s morning news programs. After all, who doesn’t look like crap in the A.M.?

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By:           Sarah Nigel
On:           Aug 25, 2010
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  • 20 Comments
    • No. 1 · Sean

      Oh my god.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 12:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      When everything is soooo amaturish, how can one part of an act “upstage” the other?

      YIKES! My poor eyes and ears!

      I guess KIX11 is attempting to keep pace with the Fox Morning show’s weekly Hooter’s Revue.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · Black Pegasus

      LOL!

      Is this for real?
      This was as Lame as the Fake Liquid Cheese they serve at Wendys.

      Please make it Stop!

      Aug 25, 2010 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      When everything is soooo amateurish, how can one part of an act “upstage” another?

      YIKES! My poor eyes and ears!

      I guess KIX11 is attempting to keep pace with the Fox Morning show’s weekly Hooter’s Revue.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      When everything is soooo amateurish, how can one part of an act “upstage” another?

      YIKES! My poor eyes and ears! For fuck’s sake, why wasn’t there a GONG to GONG them?

      I guess KIX11 is attempting to keep pace with the Fox Morning show’s weekly Hooter’s Revue.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Dave

      That hurt my eyes, then I turned the sound on and my head exploded.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 1:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · LarryPDX

      It was like a train wreck I couldn’t look away from.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · Andrew

      That was totally laughingly appalling in every aspect. Danielle I think you had better go back to stripping! I am still giggling about how dreadful the dancers were (I cannot even think about the singing itself).

      Aug 25, 2010 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · Marcus

      Everybody’s just wandering around!

      Aug 25, 2010 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · Lanjier

      Queerty — Just because you may do a thing, does not mean that you must do a thing.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · James Davis

      It’s no Tardy for the Party.

      And that’s all I have to say about that.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · Molly

      Why does she exist?

      Aug 25, 2010 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS · Member · 1696 comments

      Who the fcuk “chorerographed” that mess? The cast of Jersey Shore????

      Aug 25, 2010 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · Sean

      That was proverbial performance on a proverbial stage with proverbial dancers on a proverbial morning local news show.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 7:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · ........

      Danielle is desperately seeking attention. She seemed perfectly composed when her “bodyguard” used a gay slur. She can’t be taken seriously!

      Aug 25, 2010 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · DAV · Member · 1 comments

      Who let this bitch near a microphone? Ugh.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 11:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 17 · Bob

      Yes, Danielle is a publicity-seeking wannabe and generally annoying human being. But have you see the other three slags on that show? Good God, their lives are so vapid and empty. The word rhymes with runts certainly applies to those three miserable human beings.

      Aug 26, 2010 at 12:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 18 · ........

      @Bob: The other 3 aren’t psychotic like Danielle.

      Aug 26, 2010 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 19 · L.

      I think it’s an ad for AutoTune. (The “before” bit.)

      Aug 29, 2010 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 20 · L.

      (By the way, Danielle: your face and neck don’t look like they’re the same age. It’s rather weird.)

      Aug 29, 2010 at 4:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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