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Let Stephen Colbert Show You What CA’s LGBT Curriculum Will Actually Look Like

With real conservative media personalities like Michael Medved spreading lies about California’s LGBT education bill, it’s nice to have fake conservative media personality spreading lies as well. Stephen Colbert has seen the future of gay indoctrination in our schools and boy is it fabulous. Not only will George Washington get all gay with his “screw crew” on the Delaware river, but students will learn about how Franklin Roosevelt transitioned into Eleanor Roosevelt. Oh wait… that’s a lie. Everyone knows that Ellie was a lesbian.

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