It gives us the sads to hear Levi Johnston is worried that he may not stack up well enough for his Playgirl shoot.
Listen, us men all get stage fright. The first time we strip down with another dude, we wonder whether he'll compare us to the guys in the porn we happen to be watching. Or if he'll recognize us from it. Of course, we've never posed naked for a national pornographic (web) publication, but nobody has asked us, either.
Despite the rumors about Levi's shortcomings scare, Johnston's manager Tank Jones says, "We haven't had any discussions of that nature at all." Which only means Levi and Tank don't talk about the length and girth of his cock very much — something, we've been told, isn't all that abnormal among heterosexuals.
But no matter whether it's long and skinny, short and fat, cut or uncut, or somewhere in between, all that we care about, Levi, is that you're well manicured. Don't give us hairy balls, okay?
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Good lord, you awful homosexuals, do not try to make that poor young man shave his scrotum!
Geez.
Shhh, baby. Don't give almost-mom-in-law any ammo to gloat. No matter what it looks, Levi, we like you better than her.
Can we shut up about Levi Johnston for a while? It's been about 16 minutes, and it's not like the kid has actually done something worthwhile.
Taking off your clothes should be about joy, not fear. :(
And, personally, I like nice hairy balls.
Bored with overly waxed men, thank god the Brit Mags are showing guys with a little evidence they've gone through puberty.
Pubic hair is just gross…so says most of my young friends (and me)
Shawn, are most of your young friends 9 years old?
Speak for yourself…shaving down is so 90's!
Stay natural!
No. 3 Rowan, making Sarah Palin as uncomfortable as he has is doing plenty.
Ugh. This is a studid story, of course. But since it was brought up … personally, I like men; men have hair; do the math! If I wanted all smooth and "cleaned" up, I'd be with a woman.
Maybe someone should send a copy of his edition of playgirl to the Palin's home that would be a funny prank.
I hope the balls are hairy and the surrounding bush is trimmed but present. Shaved is just gross. An Alaskan Man should look manly.
That said, I don't care how big or small any of it is. He is adorable just plain and simple.
t.
I suspect Levi is average and uncut and hope free of "manscaping". But I wouldn't be surprised to find his "Johnson" is enhanced by airbrushing or even a "prosthetic", perhaps the one James Franco used in MILK. I hope he doesn't go that route, but I wouldn't be shocked if he did. Disappointed, to be sure, but not surprised.
I hope he proves to be nothing more than the average boy next door and is not sporting some grotesquely huge appendage that everyone expects to see on the typical porn star. I hope Levi keeps it real and natural, he's a nice looking kid, although not very educated, and if he can earn six figures showing his wares, I hope it's an honest display and not a fraud or a hoax.
I'm happy to serve as his fluffer!
lol fluffer
I swear you fags are unbelieveable, the crap you find to worry about.
Oh you anti-fur queens are so prissy. dont go assuming you speak for everyone. Show me a manly bush for fucks sake.
Gee how did that story appear in the NY Post (aka rightwing-nutbag bible)??? nothing but an effort by Scarah Pallins flacks to prevent Levi from showing the pee pee that impregnated Bristol………
Shaving and waxing is wrong. if i wanted that i would date women. nothing worse than pulling a guy's pants down and finding he is trying to look like a 9 year old boy or the hair he does have has been shaped into a topiary garden or made to look like hitler's mustache.
Look, I'm a bottom, and I don't care what size he is. He's hot, and that's all that matters to me! That said, it'd be even hotter if he's uncut, and I actually like hairy balls. I don't mind guys trimming their pubic hair, but I can't stand the pre-pubescent look that's been going around.
the tide is turning men. a nice bush is where it's at. shaved cocks is for 18-21 year olds, and not for anyone in-the-know. but, i'm still in agreement, no excuse for hairy balls.
welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games…..
sup MM
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@ # 17 Michael Letterman
Ain't it delicious fun? Speculating on the hairy balls of a hunky piece of man-meat? I find that so awfully civilized, you know. God bless America.
Shaved or unshaved: The gays did it in the 90's, now the hetro's are thinking there trendy and clever by shaving there junk! A dead give away that its hip to have hair! A light trim leaving your body looking natural is the way to go! Men should look like men. Remebr when we didnt have any pubis and couldnt wait for it to grow…well leave it alone my studly gays!! Oh, and I bet Levi will have a beautiful(perfect) body airbrushed, and photoshoped to the nines!!! If hes a grower, when Playgirl is done he'll be a shower! Looking at porn on the net will make most guys feel small. 50% or more of the photos including amateur shots are enhanced! My sh-long is 8+ and when I'm looking at net porn I wish I had a bigger dick. Then I have to remind myself that even my Grandpa probably could make my Grandmother look like Dolly Parton!! LOL Have a good weekend everyone, Todd
UGH! If god wanted men to have hair down there, he wouldn't have shown us how to make stone tools!
How stupid is that? Keep it natural! He may want to trim it back a bit if braiding were a possibility!
Wouldn't that be something? A barbershop that woukd make you look good down there too?
I'm here for the Clark Gable!
It's nice to see the majority of you are also sick of this damn shaving trend. I cant stand it. Men are suppose to have pubes. Pubes have been part of mans natural beauty since the start of mankind so why all of a sudden the change? Its unnatural, its feminine, its unattractive. As a gay man I won't even hook up with a dude who shaves. I have no problem with shaving the balls and ass for sexual reasons, but the bush needs to stay. It helps makes young men especially sexy!
And don't get me started about those losers who shave to please others or to make it look bigger.
HAIR is such a natural thing. Its there (or not) for a reason. Acceptance is the key.