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Levi Johnston Pretends You Caught Him Off-Guard on the Cover of His New Memoir

THE SHOT: Former Playgirl cover boy and Palin baby daddy, Levi Johnston, has written a memoir appropriately titled, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. The cover depicts Johnston as a bewildered Johnston caught in the spotlight–except we can’t recall the last time a deer enlisted the services of a full-time publicist. The book comes out in September, which gives his publisher just enough time to edit Levi’s garbled, mustard-stained napkin scribbles into a semi-coherent narrative.

Thanks Andy for the image.

By:           Oscar Raymundo
On:           May 11, 2011
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  • 15 Comments
    • Chris
      Chris

      He’s got that busted-while-cruising-in-a-park-at-night look.

      May 11, 2011 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I just love the fact that Sara Palin still thinks she has the gravitas to run for president, when she has made it perfectly clear that her biggest enemy in the world, and they person she will spare nothing to get…is some guy who is just out of his teens.

      May 11, 2011 at 8:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • franklin
      franklin

      that’s a very cute picture. love it.

      May 11, 2011 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mjcc1987
      mjcc1987

      I want him. Is that so wrong?

      May 11, 2011 at 8:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kev C
      Kev C

      He looks like Tucker Carlson reenacting a scene from Twin Peaks.

      May 11, 2011 at 8:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucky Luke
      Lucky Luke

      Replace him with George Michael and the cover could be used to Georgie’s memoirs. Just add a trick running away in the back!

      May 11, 2011 at 9:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit
      hf2hvit

      @Lucky Luke: True, but just make the sure the trick is some old homeless man

      May 12, 2011 at 8:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Libertarian Larry
      Libertarian Larry

      This asswipe is the stupidest flake to arise from the whole Palin fiasco. He’s a moron, but you liberals love him because he’s on Sarah Palin’s shit-list. Find a real hero, huh? Like, one who has the common sense and good breeding not to think he’s smart just because Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar tell him he is.

      May 12, 2011 at 11:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oscar Raymundo
      Oscar Raymundo

      @Libertarian Larry: Did you actually read the text? He is not treated like a “real hero” by any means.

      May 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j
      j

      @mjcc1987: No. It’s not.

      @Libertarian Larry: Are you listening to yourself? Put away your tinfoil hat and enjoy the eye candy, please.

      May 12, 2011 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Libertarian Larry: said…

      “This asswipe is the stupidest flake to arise from the whole Palin fiasco. He’s a moron, but you liberals love him because he’s on Sarah Palin’s shit-list. Find a real hero, huh? Like, one who has the common sense and good breeding not to think he’s smart just because Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar tell him he is.”
      ____________________________

      No, your problem is, you’re so angry and foaming at the mouth that you can’t actually see whats going on.

      The funny thing is, is that the GOP picked a woman to be the second in line to lead the nation, and yet, she spends so much time, attacking an unimportant 19 or 20 year old boy. We didn’t make this kid important, Sara Palin for approximately 11 to 2 years spend a huge amount of time going after this guy, and yet THIS is who the GOP was telling us was capable of leading the nation of McCain had won and passed away.

      Perhaps if you sat down and stopped and thought, you would have realized that, but it sounds like you hate people who dissagree with your views much more than you like the truth.

      May 12, 2011 at 8:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian
      Ian

      S A D.

      May 13, 2011 at 9:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Libertarian Larry
      Libertarian Larry

      @Ian: Sorry, Cammy, but I can’t — and won’t — debate such things with someone like yourself who can’t take 5 seconds to proofread his/her own post to make sure it’s readable and without countless typos. Stop skipping school so you can sit at home on your computer, and go get a decent education, huh?

      May 13, 2011 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Libertarian Larry
      Libertarian Larry

      @Cam: Oops, looks like I need to go back to school, too, since that last post was meant for you, not Ian. Sorry, Ian.

      May 13, 2011 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MattGMD
      MattGMD

      The “15 minutes of fame” timer needs to have a built-in self-destruct feature like the tapes in the old “Mission: Impossible” tv series. Too many people are loitering in the public eye way past their expiration date.

      May 23, 2011 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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