News travels slow in Ohio. Connie of the eponymous ConnieTalk posted a little something something today in which she explains that “Failed actor” and TMZ honcho Harvey Levin likes penis. Shocking, right? Especially after that TMZ commenter went off about old lavender Levin.

Ms. Connie doesn’t say anything particular interesting, but she did throw together the above image, which, we imagine, she takes to be a visual indicator of Levin’s poofter ways.

Poor Connie obviously has a dearth of gays in her life, so we’d like to offer her one creative suggestion: if that picture’s meant to highlight Harvey’s homosexuality, we suggest you turn him about 90 degrees.