Limp…
Imagine our titillated surprise when we heard Playboy, which has made a trillion bajillion dollars on tits and vagina, will soon offer 20 hours of gay porn to Time Warner customers. Exciting, right? Well, not quite: “Each program in the package ‘may depict erect genitalia, male-on-male fellatio and simulated or implied sexual intercourse.’ But, according to [a company] memo, content shall not depict actual anal penetration, licking or anal sexual play of any kind.’ Male ejaculation and forced bondage also will be off limits.” [LA Observed via GNW]
“shall not depict actual anal penetration, licking or anal sexual play of any kind.’ Male ejaculation and forced bondage also will be off limits. 
Sounds like my date on Saturday night!
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come to think of it..I don’t think Playboy shows vaginal penetration either…or str8 male ejaculation…so big deal…
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