Imagine our titillated surprise when we heard Playboy, which has made a trillion bajillion dollars on tits and vagina, will soon offer 20 hours of gay porn to Time Warner customers. Exciting, right? Well, not quite: "Each program in the package 'may depict erect genitalia, male-on-male fellatio and simulated or implied sexual intercourse.' But, according to [a company] memo, content shall not depict actual anal penetration, licking or anal sexual play of any kind.' Male ejaculation and forced bondage also will be off limits." [LA Observed via GNW]