Lindsay Likes Labia?

Lindsay Lohan‘s former bodyguard, Lee Weaver, sure has some loose lips. In addition to blowing up Lohan’s 10-hour blowfest with Nicole Ritchie, the 48-year old hulk alleges Lil’ Lilo got down with the ladies:

She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills. I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs. I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl.

Lost count of the women she brought back to her hotel room? Hmm, that’s a bit nebulous. She could have just been snorting lines with them. Or, if we can inject some more explicit lesbian fantasy, she snorted circles of coke off her trick’s titties, suckled said titties, went on downtown and munched that carpet like she had lost a gram.

Hopefully Samantha Ronson‘s not the jealous type.