Lindsay Lohan Loves Facebook and Samantha Ronson

The latest entry in Freaky Friday: Sexuality Edition aka Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson comes via Facebook, where under her pseudonym “Bella Vita” she posted a topic in the “Lindsay Lohan & Samatha Ronson” group over the weekend, titled “not breaking up”. Her message read:

“Tabloids and people tell lies- they always wanna see everything and anything good come to an end. duh”

Duh, indeed, Lohan. Our mother just joined Facebook over the holiday weekend and while she warily grasped the concept, we  have no idea how to explain this to her. “Well, you see Mom, some people on Facebook are so popular that their love life warrants its own group, where everyone can talk about them all day. But, if they want, they can go in under their “pseudonym” and comment on their relationship too. And then some gay blog will post about it and it’ll be ‘news.’ It’s sort of like high school, if everyone in the entire world was in your graduating class.”