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Lindsay Lohan’s Docu-Series Is Finally Over. Can Her Career Survive The Debacle?

lindsay_lohan_drunk_after_releaseAt long last, the epic six-part Lindsay Lohan train wreck documentary on OWN has finally — finally — come to an end. No longer will audiences be subjected to Lohan’s weekly whining, blatant lying, or talking about how “really, truly, like, seriously serious” she is about reviving the all-but-dead acting career she has so successfully squandered.

The past six weeks have been riddled with all sorts of ridiculousness: Lindsay chain-smoking Parliaments while verbally abusing her personal assistant; Lindsay sleeping in until 4 p.m.; Lindsay refusing to film; Lindsay daring a friend to pierce his ear with a knife; Lindsay arriving 24 hours late to a photo shoot; Lindsay walking off set; Lindsay firing her personal assistant; Lindsay firing her life coach; Lindsay being snubbed by Miley Cyrus; Lindsay scrambling to hide wine bottles left out on her kitchen counter; Lindsay’s mother Dina nervously smiling for the camera and insisting “Everything is great!”; Lindsay insisting that her sobriety is “nobody’s business”… whilst filming a documentary about her sobriety. And the list goes on and on… and on and on.

In last weekend’s series finale, 27-year-old Lohan dropped yet another bombshell: She suffered a miscarriage during production!

…Or did she?

Under normal circumstances, we would be inclined to believe a person when they said something sad like this. After all, a miscarriage is a tragic and awful thing. But we’re talking about Lindsay Lohan here, a girl woman whose history of lying is longer than her list of film credits.

Radar Online claims to have two sources who say Lindsay faked the miscarriage in an effort to cover up her inexcusably unprofessional behavior during shooting.

lindsay-lohan“She absolutely made it up,” one source said. “Lindsay was never pregnant during filming the reality show for OWN, or in the months after. Lindsay knew she was being perceived as a total slacker, not showing up on time for photo shoots, call times and refusing to shoot. So this is what Lindsay does. She lies.” 

Another source said: “Lindsay has continued to smoke throughout this entire series and has admitted to relapsing and drinking alcohol. Don’t forget there have been multiple media reports that she fell off the wagon months ago. Quite simply, Lindsay never acted like someone who was pregnant.”

So far, Lindsay’s team isn’t commenting on the matter, although Dina Lohan did write a cryptic tweet to Oprah during Sunday night’s finale that read: “Oprah call me.”

The tweet has since been deleted.

The series was intended to be Lindsay’s attempt at starting over, to regain her footing after a tumultuous several years. And Oprah was going to hold her hand the entire way. Lindsay would film the series, regain her public, reclaim her career, and peace would be restored. Sadly, that didn’t happen. She was unable to rise to the occasion, failing at what was very likely her last chance for redemption, and disappointing Oprah in the process.

But don’t blame Lindsay, of course. She’s innocent in all this. A victim, really. Yes, somewhere in the deepest, darkest corners of her twisted, drink-addled imagination, her abysmal failure, documented on camera for all the world to see, is entirely your fault.

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Apr 22, 2014
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  • 17 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      Only Lindsay Lohan who has lied so often would overeach so much in a lie. “Oh gee, it’s ok that I was constantly late and abusive and drunk and smoking and unprofessional because first I was pregnant, and then….um….I had a miscarriage.

      Apr 22, 2014 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      I read on Dlisted she dissed Jennifer Lawrence with “I don’t sleep with people for roles.” This crackie is delusional. I knew she had to be jealous as hell of the younger, prettier Oscar winner.

      Apr 22, 2014 at 7:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      She is getting old. She doesn’t have a chance. She looks very much insane in the photo.

      Apr 22, 2014 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Billy Budd:

      That is another thing I get tired of. People saying “Oh, she’s just young and making mistakes, give her a break”.

      She’s getting close to 30, you don’t get to claim childhood mistakes anymore sweetie.

      Apr 22, 2014 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alphang
      alphang

      This article is strangely bitter towards her (perhaps Lohan stole the writer’s jewelry?) but otherwise I agree.

      Apr 22, 2014 at 10:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HirsuteOne
      HirsuteOne

      She’s and addict. She has a disease. This is how it plays out. It only ends in one of two ways. Survival and sobriety or walking dead.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 1:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tardis
      tardis

      She needs to get a job and find Jesus.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 3:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      @tardis: The job, yes. Jesus, NO.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 6:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rickgould
      rickgould

      @alphang:

      I agree with you noting negative tone. I am by no means a Lindsay Lohan fan, but her train wreck life doesn’t need a writer editorializing/kicking her when she’s down. But then, using those old hagged-out blonde pics from before rehab tipped the hand of this “article.”

      Apr 23, 2014 at 9:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sweetbrandigirl2004
      sweetbrandigirl2004

      She’s just another example of how the lack of supervision and excesses of drugs, sex and alcohol have ruined another life, its been going on ever since Hollywood began. Justin Bieber is on the same path and soon will be just another name in history of a young talent who went down the wrong path.. Lindsay is done washed up the best thing she can do for herself and her life is realize her acting career is OVER and get the hell out of HollyWood Ca.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 10:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @rickgould:

      Look, she signed on for the documentary, then didn’t like the fact that she was shown to still be unprofessional so told another excuse.

      Defend her all you want, but it’s simple.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rickgould
      rickgould

      @Cam:
      Not a fan of LL, as I pointed out…
      Just pointing out the editorializing slant of the article and use of old pictures of LL at her worst…

      Apr 23, 2014 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TerrenM
      TerrenM

      @rickgould: Not only the writer seems to have it out for her… So do these BORED queens that have NOTHING to do but trash others (and calling them ‘bored queens’ is not trashing them. Simply pointing out the obvious). No one has walked in her shoes. No one has been on her journey. Walk your own journey and stop trashing others. It’s obvious your life is SO remedial…You spew crap about someone you know NOTHING about.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @TerrenM: Said…

      Oh how fun, a little ridiculous fangurl comes on and not only uses anti-gay language but does the typical “No one has walked in her shoes. No one has been on her journey.”
      _______________________

      Sorry sweetcakes, but so many people have walked in her shoes it’s ridiculous. The only difference is most of them stopped doing that when they were about 16. Acting like a child, never taking responsibility and blaming everything on some ridiculous story is a comment adolescent activity.

      The sad thing is, she’s pushing 30 and still thinks she can get away with it. You aren’t helping her, just enabling a sad remnant of what used to be a functional person. If you read interviews with her when she was 19 she sounds far more mature than she is now.

      Oh and by the way Terren, don’t try to come onto a GAY blog and act like nobody here knows what life is like. You just make yourself sound even more ridiculous.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 2:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Stay tuned for the follow-up episode in which Oprah reveals . . . WTF was she thinking putting this lying dlist hot mess on her channel. Now that’s something I’d watch, Oprah coming clean with why she has sold out to reality programming and is she really so far out of touch that she thought people would watch/believe anything that had to do with L.Lo, unless it involved her stumbling around drunk or her 10 ten best way to get high and effed up while ‘appearing/claiming’ to me sober.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Spike:

      LOL

      Apr 23, 2014 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain Obvious
      Captain Obvious

      A young white girl in America was given every chance in the world to be a famous and wealthy celebrity. Poor thing.

      She’s done things that black and Latina women are serving prison sentences for and walked away free. Oprah pissed me off on this one to be honest. A black woman giving this chance to Lindsay Lohan when she could’ve helped someone who really needed it.

      Even as a hot mess all this moron has to do is show up to clubs until she’s 40 and continue living a fabulous life she doesn’t deserve.

      Let me know when little Shaquanda from around the way can do that. America is pretty much synonymous with moron, it’s really embarrassing to be from this country. Lindsay’s life isn’t new or original. She’s lazy, white, and rich in America. The only reason her career fell off is botched plastic surgery, if she was still pretty everyone would still love her for no real reason.

      Apr 23, 2014 at 11:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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