We’re on Week 3 of Chris’s Medifast-fueled “Project Jawline”! We can feel our thighs not touching right through our computer screen! After losing 12.5 pounds over two weeks, he’s dropped another three pounds, the anger that hungry people feel is starting to set in. How come other people enjoy double martinis and fettuccine alfredo and he can’t?!
We feel you Chris. Portion control is for losers! Also: For healthy people. But most importantly, it pleases us to know Queerty‘s stalking of your jawline is motivation, not irritation.
Greg Theron
Losing that much weight so quickly is unhealthy, I wonder if Chris will make a video a month from now after gaining back 10 pounds. Quit yo-yoing with your weight.
jeffree
Congrats Chris!
Just remember that being on Medifast doesnt prepare you 2 deal with life AFTER Medifast. Until they teach u how 2 eat healthy without their prepared meals, theyre not doing their job 2 get u ready 4 life AFTER their program.
Calorie intake is one thing 2 watch, but if they dont teach about exercise (calorie expenditure) then REMEMBER that all they want u 2 do is stay eating their food forever, NOT facing the day 2 day challenges of preparing your own meals or resisting nachos, milkshakes & cookies in your day to day life!
Please keep us informed of how u R doing.
Remember: your Queerty blogfriends do care!
cyberhug from Jeff
Auntie Mame
How do those people eating at outdoor cafes DO it? We work out, my dear boy. We haul our taut tushes out of bed or away from our desks and go to the gym where we build our bodies to become more efficient calorie-burning “machines” or we go outside and run or ride a bike or hula hoop at the Cloisters or do cartwheels down Broadway. You must do it too. Put on that iPod you’re so fond of, jack up the Queen (“Don’t Stop Me Now” works wonders), and movemovemovemoveMOVE. Get yourself a cute little workout outfit and a pretty water bottle if that helps. And if you say you can’t find the time, I will call you on your bullshit and demand that you replace one inane TV show a day with a workout. Trust me. It works.
You’re going to HAVE TO learn how to eat food that’s not MediFast. There is no way you’re going to be happy living on that stuff for much longer. I know you too well. If you want tips on any of this, you can always just ask me. You know I know my shit. :o)
Greg Theron
The reason why those people don’t gain weight is because they have an amazing metabolism. As for you Chris, you noted you haven’t been exercising. Your going to gain all that weight back in no time when you finish this “Mediafast” or whatever. Now if you don’t mind, some of us are going to go eat some 4 cheese pasta and smile because we don’t gain weight.
Lakas
I was gonna suggest crystal meth in lieu of exercise, but i’ve seen fat meth freaks bouncing up and down the dance floor.