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WATCH: Lindsay Lohan As Elizabeth Taylor In First “Liz & Dick” Trailer. You’re Welcome.

Yes. Yes. YES! Lifetime has FINALLY released the trailer for the greatest television movie of all time, Liz & Dick, starring national treasure Lindsay Lohan as the legendary Elizabeth Taylor and Grant Bowler as Richard Burton.

And it’s everything we’d hoped it would be.

Over the top. Melodramatic. And (unintentionally) campy. In a scant 30 seconds we see La Lohan as La Liz drunkenly hurl a bottle of booze at the wall, casually dismiss ending her fourth marriage (“Who’s counting?!”) and generally own everything and everyone.

This is bound to be so bad it’s good, you guys. Just seeing Linds throw a bottle at Grant Bowler’s head while screaming, “You’re screwing that witch?!” makes all the sadness in the world go away. Happy Friday, kids.

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Sep 21, 2012
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  • 7 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      Wow…so her career comeback is a Lifetime Movie on a par with something that Victoria PRinciple, or Valerie Bertinelli would have done? Things aren’t looking great for Lohan.

      Sep 21, 2012 at 10:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pierre
      pierre

      Hard to tell if this movie is any good, what with the trailer being so spliced and
      fast. I hope they got the voice down, as that was a very particular aspect of Liz Taylor.

      Sep 21, 2012 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Seems like the edited it so none of her bad acting is included. Then again it’s Lifetime, is that the cable channel for dlist has beens, in which case, she is right on par.

      Sep 21, 2012 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BiL
      BiL

      I never knew Liz Taylor sounded just like Miley Cyrus!

      Sep 21, 2012 at 1:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NormdePlume
      NormdePlume

      It’s probably going to be as terrible as I feared. Casting that trainwreck-looking-for-a- place-to-happen is like buying a Yugo because you like the way a Ferrari looks.

      Sep 21, 2012 at 2:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • biscuit_batter
      biscuit_batter

      wow this looks really awful. i will be watching!lol

      Sep 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • IGiveUp
      IGiveUp

      Liz & Dick is an awful title…considering she’s had so many husbsands, are they talking about Liz and her husband Richard, or…?

      Sep 21, 2012 at 8:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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