Liz Smith Will Sleep With Anybody
The Internet’s digital ‘gina just quivered. Ladies such as Whoopi Goldberg, Peggy Noonan and Candice Bergen joined forces to launch a new Estrogen-driven website, wowOwow.
CEO Joni Evans, Vogue‘s Joan Juliet Buck and business lady Mary Wells inaugurated the site today with a very revealing – and just as disturbing – tag team with omnisexual gossip monger Liz Smith:
MARY: Do you think there are lots of people out there that you would be attracted to? I know I’m not attracted to lots and lots.LIZ: No, I’m not either. And I’m always very amused — being rather “gender indifferent†as I have been — that people always assume if they see me with some woman, that I’m automatically interested in jumping on her. I always think that’s hilarious.
JONI: I just realized, Liz, that you have doubled your chances to have a good time!
JOAN: I love the description, “gender indifferent.â€
LIZ: I don’t care what people call me, but I never liked to identify myself as one way or another because I always felt I might be cutting off one of my options.
JONI: I’ve heard you say many times from the podium, “You know, I’ve slept with everyone in this room!â€
Excuse us while we revive our libido…
tmi
and creepier than a backrub from Grandma
I love Liz, but her “options” are pretty limited these days.
Can’t imagine anyone reading what Liz has to say.
A pre blog relic of the 80′s.
“Can’t imagine anyone reading what Liz has to say.
A pre blog relic of the 80’s.’
I can think of a lot of critical things to say about Liz Smith, but this one is just silly. There is no end to youthful snobbery, the belief that something or someone is useless because they’ve been around for a while. Pure ignorance.