We’re a bit disappointed in Liz Smith.

The omnisexual once joked that she had slept with scads of people, but now we find out she’s only bagged a scant twenty!

…In a long lifetime I’d have to divide it about equally between men and women so I would say, half and half – about 20 people.

And I’m not bragging. I was married to two of them and I was deep into serial monogamy with some of the others. None of it worked out to my total satisfaction, but some of it was a helluva lot of fun.

It’s quality over quantity for this bird!