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Some people just can’t take a joke…
Wow, if they had the point and click keyring gay detector I had when I was a teenager they’d probably burn me at the stake.
You know what even knowing this exists makes you?.. 150,000 times worse than Stalin. Literally.
You know what’s in GAY AWAY pills, by the way? Crushed up RUSH albums.
@boring: I was gonna say Kanye.
I gotta say it’s heartening that the community got angry enough to get it taken off the shelves. Says a lot about the people that live there.
“They have since been removed after a 12-year-old girl bought a pack and questioned her parents about the product’s authenticity.”
Somewhere, someone at that company is laughing their ass off. That right there… it made the joke all worth it. Awesome.
@Geoff B: I absolutely agree with you.
What a great gag gift… I must get some right away in time for Xmas…
“Penis flavored” should have been a clue.
Does ANYONE know where to find these…??? I have looked all over…They would make a great stocking stuffer.
@marc sfe: Local *Canadian* retailers. Gotta weave dumb jokes into headlines with finesse.
Too funny lol
I’m the last person to take things too seriously but how isthat funny?
It seems like a lesbian 12 year old hoping for this to work. I would hope that was NOT what they were going for…
@AuntieChrist: Try Spencer’s.
@Geoff B: Thanks Sweetie. I looked but no luck there either…Sigh :-(
@boring: “Crushed up RUSH albums.”
Who knew they would be penis flavored?
We will have made real progress on LGBTQ equality when obvious farces like this GayAway product give us the giggles instead of apoplexy.
Now maybe some brave, if perhaps somewhat warped, gay entrepreneur* can create some retaliation products, and then sneak them into unsuspecting stores and markets across the continent.
So, to seed feed the field, so to speak, here are some ideas, granted to the Public Domain **ENTIRELY FREE**. Go get ‘em, boys and girls!
FabUGay — GayAway antidote. As it is for our rival product, packaging will be key. Fabulous for FabUGay. I think we should keep the flavoring, though.
DragMeAway — Instantly become a Drag Queen! Comes in a lipstick applicator that you eat.** Tastes like glitter. The rest is up to you!
OSnap!Pops– A snack food that secretly turns you gay!*** (Remix of FabUGay and especially tasty gourmet popcorn. Recommend omitting the flavoring agent on this one.) Excellent choice for Holiday and office parties.
3 for 1. Now that’s a deal!
* I think GayAway was likely made by a gay man. Look at that package design! I mean, it takes intense concentration to get that much goofiness into such a small space. And the attention to detail. Look at that hair!
** Shamelessly ripped off from John Waters’ Eat Your Makeup. Sorry, John. If someone ever really makes this product, I promise they will send you a check.
*** If you were already gay, it makes you gayer, so don’t worry.
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@AuntieChrist: Try Archie McPhee. GayAway might be more up their alley.
@2eo: And the all-knowing Amazon computer sez:
“Frequently bought together:
This item: Talking Gaydar Keychain – Ultimate Gay Detector Adult Novelty $4.99
PET ROCK with walking leash $7.00″
seriously?…OFFENSIVE?…come on people…apparently someone hasn’t be LAID properly in a looong ass time!
How about dinner, LOL
It is fun to laugh at ourselves.
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