Comments on: Long Live Ted Haggard: How a Few Brownies + Bibles Resurrected This Pastor

By: terrwill

terrwill — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:39:19 +0000

Because the name Crystal Palace was already taken he will be calling his new “place of worship” “Crystal Meth Temple”, and from what I understand it will be one of the very first “places of worship” with a back room and glory holes!! Praise Jesus and the Penis!!

By: schlukitz

schlukitz — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:00:41 +0000

No. 8, Brian, NJ:

What did he do wrong anyway!

Brian, like you, I could care less how much meth he shot up his nose or how many dicks he took up his ass. That is between him and HIS god.

What he did wrong, was to misuse his bully pulpit as a place from which to spew self-righteous hatred and bigotry and advance the cause of discrimination and religious sanctions against the LGBT community while, at the same time, denying his own sexuality.

And, that is the singular SIN for which he needs to atone.

By: Queer Lust

Queer Lust — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:11:32 +0000

I misread the headline as “three days” and thought “oh great, again?!”

I had some witty comments in store but it really says three years and they no longer apply.

I guess we just have to accept that fact that God made him straight again! [/sarcasm]

By: 1EqualityUSA

1EqualityUSA — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:35:06 +0000

They scooch around on cheesy carpet and shock each other

By: 1EqualityUSA

1EqualityUSA — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:27:58 +0000

Teddy’s sporting wood

By: DelphKC

DelphKC — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:57:28 +0000

I actually hope he succeeds, people should be able to move on and do well for themselves even after big mistakes.

I just hope he doesn’t spew more of the same old hate. I hope there he has a different tone and carries a different, more inclusive, less self-hating, message.

LoL, I have my doubts, but let’s hope. :)

By: Brian NJ

Brian NJ — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:21:21 +0000

What did he do wrong anyway! So he had some sex and meth. Big fucking deal. I just hope he preaches against persecution, and tells his flock that hatred is the takeaway of how he was wrongly treated, not “redemption” just for going a a few benders. He should preach that American closet cases need more sex an meth, not less. Stand up for yourself. Are you a man or a mouse.

MY FRIENDS, SEX AND METH ARE NOT THE EVILS I HAD TO FACE DOWN, IT WAS SATANIC HATRED FROM MY OWN FLOCK. SATAN FEEDS ON HATRED! SATAN FEEDS ON DISCRIMINATION! SATAN FEEDS ON TAKING PLEASURE FROM THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS! BUT LIKE CHRIST, I AM REBORN. THEY TRIED TO NAIL ME, BUT WITH EVERY POUNDING I GET STRONGER. NOW THAT I RECOGNIZE MY GOD-GIVEN SEXUALITY I LIVE IN THE LOVE OF ANOTHER MAN! GLORY BE TO GOD!

By: Quake

Quake — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:33:08 +0000

I’m pretty sure Haggard got alot of married men numbers after the meeting. And new hook ups for meth.

By: romeo

romeo — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:27:56 +0000

Yeah, I’d like to see who showed up for his new thang, and how much crack they brought with them.

And is he a “liberal” now?

By: jarvisbearcub

jarvisbearcub — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:13:00 +0000

So he’s into bears now, judging by the picture.

What kind of liberal goes and starts his own church in his own house without any authority overseeing the worship?

By: 1EqualityUSA

1EqualityUSA — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:33:25 +0000

How do you keep an asshole in suspense?

By: 17goingon16

17goingon16 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:33:20 +0000

I would do Haggard despite his infamy…hmm, maybe because of it..and you know, if he saw me…he’s wanna do me too! I’m hotter than Jesus could ever be!

By: Cam

Cam — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:29:01 +0000

In that picture all he needs is a tamborine and a feather Boa.

By: Alfonzo

Alfonzo — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:17:08 +0000

Poor Ted Haggard, if only he realized Jesus loves him the way he is. It’s sad when people in the ministry believe the hype. Makes me wonder if he’s only doing it because it’s what his followers expect.

He needs to do his wife a favor and come out so that she can find a heterosexual husband and be happy.