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LOOK: In The Name Of The Father, The Son And The Holy Sh*t — That’s A Penis Church

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Dixon, Illinois’ Christian Science church is serving the body of Christ and the penis of architectural irony. The church is all about rising up, resurrection and rebirth, but in truth, it looks like it’ll need a Viagra before any rising takes place. Of course that moldy bush tree adjoining the balls dome, as well as that steep curve along the shaft vestibule, might have something to do with it. Perhaps they should call a doctor, or, at the very least a willing power bottom.

h/t: Huff Po/ dlisted

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