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LOOK: In The Name Of The Father, The Son And The Holy Sh*t — That’s A Penis Church

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Dixon, Illinois’ Christian Science church is serving the body of Christ and the penis of architectural irony. The church is all about rising up, resurrection and rebirth, but in truth, it looks like it’ll need a Viagra before any rising takes place. Of course that moldy bush tree adjoining the balls dome, as well as that steep curve along the shaft vestibule, might have something to do with it. Perhaps they should call a doctor, or, at the very least a willing power bottom.

h/t: Huff Po/ dlisted

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Oct 29, 2013
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  • 9 Comments
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      Got to be gay architects with a sense of humor involved no doubt.

      Oct 29, 2013 at 6:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bozen
      Bozen

      Those tiny engineered testicles

      Oct 29, 2013 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J with da tea
      J with da tea

      Wow. That is by FAR the fourth biggest penis I’ve ever seen. Lol

      Oct 29, 2013 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • openguy
      openguy

      Their facebook says “Giant fig leaf coming soon” hahahaha

      Oct 29, 2013 at 11:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Errol Semple
      Errol Semple

      Church of Priapus.

      Oct 30, 2013 at 12:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogZilla
      BlogZilla

      OMG! I can’t even freakin’ believe this. You know the architects were playing games with this one. And the church probably didn’t even notice

      Oct 30, 2013 at 12:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • VanessaAlmeida
      VanessaAlmeida

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      Oct 30, 2013 at 8:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Freddyeddy
      Freddyeddy

      If you look at it from another direction it does look like an erection.

      Oct 30, 2013 at 9:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      Well, the “Christian Science” sect is the one that doesn’t approve of doctors or standard medicine, they believe in “spiritual healing.” Maybe they think a big black d!ck helps with that healing process.

      Oct 30, 2013 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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