Dixon, Illinois’ Christian Science church is serving the body of Christ and the penis of architectural irony. The church is all about rising up, resurrection and rebirth, but in truth, it looks like it’ll need a Viagra before any rising takes place. Of course that moldy bush tree adjoining the balls dome, as well as that steep curve along the shaft vestibule, might have something to do with it. Perhaps they should call a doctor, or, at the very least a willing power bottom.
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Alan down in Florida
Got to be gay architects with a sense of humor involved no doubt.
Bozen
Those tiny engineered testicles
J with da tea
Wow. That is by FAR the fourth biggest penis I’ve ever seen. Lol
openguy
Their facebook says “Giant fig leaf coming soon” hahahaha
Errol Semple
Church of Priapus.
BlogZilla
OMG! I can’t even freakin’ believe this. You know the architects were playing games with this one. And the church probably didn’t even notice
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Freddyeddy
If you look at it from another direction it does look like an erection.
the other Greg
Well, the “Christian Science” sect is the one that doesn’t approve of doctors or standard medicine, they believe in “spiritual healing.” Maybe they think a big black d!ck helps with that healing process.