Looking For Beau Breedlove's Manhood? Don't Buy Unzipped
 
 

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Sorry kids, but Sam Adam's former lover Beau Breedlove isn't revealing all in the upcoming issue of Unzipped.

The digital edition of the magazine was released a week ahead of the print release, which means the photo spread and interview can be yours RIGHT NOW! (Smart move, given the pictures will be all over the online forums very soon anyhow.)

Except you won't be getting anything more than R-rated material, despite Breedlove's affinity for looking at other guys' junk. Reprints The Sword from Breedlove's interview:

"I jacked off three times last night so I wouldn't get too excited at the shoot," Breedlove blurts out when I pick him up the following day. "My cock hurts so bad now." It's an interesting way to deal with nerves, but when I arrive at the studio and Beau meets the photographer and the stylist–gay men in the same age range as Mayor Adams–he is instantly at ease. The older men, long used to the terse, gay-for-pay types, instantly bond with Beau, who quotes Green Acres star Eva Gabor at the drop of a hat and names Doris Day as his favorite actress… Beau shows few signs of shyness–except when it comes to exposing his cock. He's sensitive about being depicted too explicitly after Internet commentators accused him of being a whore and a gold digger."

Unzipped, meanwhile, promises "you can see Beau's bottom now!" Queue starts here.

 
 
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Comments (10)

No. 1 · James

Call me shallow (or a dirty old man), but I'm loving me some Breedlove!

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm
No. 2 · Michael W.

Probably isn't much to show.

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 6:32 pm
No. 3 · Alec

@James: You and Mayor Adams, apparently.

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm
No. 4 · alan brickman

he needs to be bent over…nice

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 8:27 pm
No. 5 · Movement Guy

I don't find him the least bit attractive. Now, Sam Adams is hot.

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 11:38 pm
No. 6 · fixator

Doris Day, Eva Gabor! How very …mmm… well gay! Fucking tool! Oh and the person who wrote this for Unzipped probably creamed himself while doing so. Ugh…

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 3:31 am
No. 7 · Daniel Reyes

After reading Breedlove's article, the sleaze ball who wrote this, had a hard on the entire time…probably the ONLY HARD-ON! Unzipped magazine was sold a bill of goods.

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 9:53 am
No. 8 · Jet

Just when were you promised his cock, unnamed writer at Queerty?

Posted: Apr 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm
No. 9 · David Anger

I think I will buy this magazine and then run it into the ground.

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 at 5:16 pm
No. 10 · M Shane

@No. 4 ยท alan brickman: indeed!

Posted: Aug 17, 2009 at 7:41 pm
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