We could write some text here, but chances are you’re already searching the page for the promised video of Louis Tomlinson and the “flopping peen.” We don’t blame you.
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Well here it is, captured at a recent charity football match. Happy hump day:
James Smith
Oh look! A man with his penis flopping around in loose fitting shorts because we have never seen such a sight! Really? Ugh
moonman157
With the amount of gay porn, featuring painfully gorgeous models, that I can watch any time and in an unlimited way, it’s going to take a lot more than a twink’s flaccid penis under his soccer shorts flopping around to get me excited
Mark Ilvonen
seriously????
Noel Hoklin
Clearly in violation of rule # 769: though shalt not flip flop
Gordon Forik
nice flopping
Old and seen it before
Who the hell is Louis Tomlinson?
MarionPaige
ummm, need I remind y’all that The Lovely Lovely Soccer Player Sebastian Kehl long ago provided us with the ultimate flopping penis show
Denis Troy Amador
He is so gay
Sal S Salinas
Not much to really “flop” about… Bwahahaha
Jimm Wiedeman
This is a thirsty post lol
Steven Funk
I’m not impressed
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Flop post
crowebobby
well, I for one say thank you. Yes, I’ve also seen other dicks in my life and I don’t find the rest of Louis very attractive, but please keeping showing me the dicks of as many well-built young men as you can find, especially if the sightings appear to be casual and unplanned. Any queen who says the sight of a young guy’s bulge seen on the street doesn’t provoke a little tingle is full of sh*t. And having seen thousands of rampant hard-ons on porn sites doesn’t lessen the effect whatsoever. And why are all these pseudo-intellectual queens so proud of not knowing anything about popular culture. That you don’t care about it is fine, but claiming you’ve never heard of Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian is pretentious bull-shit.
crowebobby
@Denis Troy Amador: What a terrible, disgusting to say about anyone.
Paco
@crowebobby: Some of us have graduated beyond the adolescent excitement of trying to spot peen everywhere. Do you still lock yourself in your bathroom to beat off to an underwear catalogue too? Hurry, cuz mom will be knocking on the door soon!
stanhope
He knows the cameras are on him…probably has a cock ring on. Not bad but not big
Realitycheck
STOP THE PRESS!!!! Breaking news! A flopper!!!!!!!
Queerty…..Really????
Curty
I often times wonder how old the editors of Queerty are,This post clearly shows immaturity.
Roan
I had to put my glasses on. I thought this said “Lilly Tomlin’s Peen”
Joe Brucato
love it
MarionPaige
now that I’ve seen the clip I have paraphrase something Dino Delaurentis said to his son when his brought Meryl Streep into Dino’s office …
“She’s not even pretty. Why do you waste my time?”
Jared Olthof
Kara
Alexandra Smyth
Brii Jamieson
Wesley J Siau Lmt
like he didn’t know what he was doing there. He knew it would flop. it was all for a show
Reverse Transcriptase
Gross. He looks like he’d be in a ChavLads porn.
Jason A Derer
Jonathan M Korff
Mark Canlas
always cheer for white
OhHellNo
If I’m ever hard-up enough to get off on this, kill me.
John Perkins
That wasn’t an impressive flop…
Realitycheck
@Curty: lol didn’t think about that.
Maleko
@Wesley J Siau Lmt: Ya, the was exibitionist first class.
Matt Williams
That is not at all worth the click.
Mark Holbert
Looks small, probably uncut too…
Ricardo B. Nyc
Indeed a slow news day at Queerty
J Manuel Muñoz Martinez
#oneerection
drivendervish
It’s obvious that it’s half hard from bouncing and when he stops and looks down at it he flops it again and keeps on going. Most guys would be a little embarrassed and do something to calm down, is he really that starved for attention?
bottom250
MMMMMM I would like to score with him. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
William Morris
Well for one he hasn’t got any underwear on hmm who’s he trying to impress
Mac Daddie
Seriously???
Austin McBride
Bucket list item complete.
Kai Ciccone
In me
Aleix Martínez
Helena
Robaé L. Jones
Not even.
Craig Marker
Get a life.
Rachel Poole
Erica Leigh Poole LEW-EE
Kim Fisher
Jordyn T. Russell Mikayla Meaney
Christian Lum
Ya think this is on purpose? he looks down at it and then starts jumping around again… pretty sure this was intentional… would be better with less shorts 🙂
Hessa Maybe
HAHAHA Melanie Amber Lee YAS
Susan Thomley
Louis I am your biggest fan
Sara Woolridge Grant Cemal
Evan JJ Ruede