Comments on: Madonna and Bro Share Loads http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/ Free of an agenda. Except that gay one. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:06:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: No mo Cho http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-72140 No mo Cho Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:35:47 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-72140 Guys, this was all an editorial mistake. It was supposed to be about Margaret Cho. That's why in High School they called her "Margaret Choke." Guys, this was all an editorial mistake. It was supposed to be about Margaret Cho. That’s why in High School they called her “Margaret Choke.”

]]> By: BogusMadonna50 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-72087 BogusMadonna50 Sun, 10 Aug 2008 05:39:14 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-72087 Hee hee! Trenton, I like the part about "gushed like a watermelon except without the seeds..."! "Everyone likes it so much they tell Madonna she tastes like sugar-pops, and poops ice-cream. What a bunch of phonies! I am always left in the background as Madonna's-Brother or relegated to my spot in the basement or attic..." hee hee hee!! Hee hee! Trenton, I like the part about “gushed like a watermelon except without the seeds…”!

“Everyone likes it so much they tell Madonna she tastes like sugar-pops, and poops ice-cream. What a bunch of phonies! I am always left in the background as Madonna’s-Brother or relegated to my spot in the basement or attic…” hee hee hee!!

]]> By: M Shane http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-72055 M Shane Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:37:02 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-72055 "And to use the awkward and confusing watermelon metaphor not once but twice? He thinks eating watermelon is like sucking cock? And I guess eating fried chicken is like getting fucked up the ass? Eating a lobster is like giving a rim job? Drinking hot sake is like eating out a pussy?" Those sent my imagination whirling! No good for sex ed tho. “And to use the awkward and confusing watermelon metaphor not once but twice? He thinks eating watermelon is like sucking cock? And I guess eating fried chicken is like getting fucked up the ass? Eating a lobster is like giving a rim job? Drinking hot sake is like eating out a pussy?”

Those sent my imagination whirling! No good for sex ed tho.

]]> By: gayinsf http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71965 gayinsf Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:57:36 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71965 ...not the least...sorry, guys. …not the least…sorry, guys.

]]> By: gayinsf http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71964 gayinsf Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:56:55 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71964 Thanks, DAVID, for watermelon clarification...I was at a loss too. Interestingly, I totally fell for it and the least bit surprised or offended. I actually gat a woody reading the post and bro was hot then. Thanks, DAVID, for watermelon clarification…I was at a loss too. Interestingly, I totally fell for it and the least bit surprised or offended. I actually gat a woody reading the post and bro was hot then.

]]> By: Michelle http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71908 Michelle Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:50:36 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71908 I *just* went to look , read everything and then suddenly "Blog has been removed!" excellent. I think my eyes are bleeding agh! I *just* went to look , read everything and then suddenly “Blog has been removed!”
excellent. I think my eyes are bleeding agh!

]]> By: seitan-on-a-stick http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71903 seitan-on-a-stick Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:32:04 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71903 Looks like the Queerty editors are stuck in another K-Hole with this one. You go Tina (BTW, who aged much better than Madogga) Just reminding folks that Madogga is no friend of Gays and we have the high heel scars to prove it (even her post-traumatized Bro) Looks like the Queerty editors are stuck in another K-Hole with this one. You go Tina (BTW, who aged much better than Madogga) Just reminding folks that Madogga is no friend of Gays and we have the high heel scars to prove it (even her post-traumatized Bro)

]]> By: david http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71901 david Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:27:14 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71901 The watermelon thing is a reference to Julie Brown's Truth or Dare parody, Medusa Dare to Be Truthful. The watermelon thing is a reference to Julie Brown’s Truth or Dare parody, Medusa Dare to Be Truthful.

]]> By: wow http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71877 wow Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:29:49 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71877 COMPLETELY FAKE. And if Queerty would bothering confirming their story with either Simon Spotlight (the publisher) or Christopher, himself, they would realize this. Completely disappointed that you ran with this story without so much as a hint of fact checking or even the implication that the blog is fake. This was a site that had great news and information--in one post you've relegated to the equivalent of trash or lunchroom gossip. Do your fact checking and have some responsibility! COMPLETELY FAKE.

And if Queerty would bothering confirming their story with either Simon Spotlight (the publisher) or Christopher, himself, they would realize this.

Completely disappointed that you ran with this story without so much as a hint of fact checking or even the implication that the blog is fake.

This was a site that had great news and information–in one post you’ve relegated to the equivalent of trash or lunchroom gossip.

Do your fact checking and have some responsibility!

]]> By: ILOVEZ http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71866 ILOVEZ Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:49:09 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71866 Gross! Gross!

]]> By: Curious... http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71855 Curious... Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:53:53 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71855 How do you know if the blog is real or fake? How is the fact of its fakeness "well-known" in the "blogosphere"? Can someone please back up either their assertion that the blog is real OR the assertion that the blog is fake? (Also, Christopher is NOT hot. He is bloated. Also, he is a famewhore. And a betrayer. He would be nothing without his sister. So sad.) How do you know if the blog is real or fake?

How is the fact of its fakeness “well-known” in the “blogosphere”?

Can someone please back up either their assertion that the blog is real OR the assertion that the blog is fake?

(Also, Christopher is NOT hot. He is bloated. Also, he is a famewhore. And a betrayer. He would be nothing without his sister. So sad.)

]]> By: hell's kitchen guy http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71841 hell's kitchen guy Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:23:13 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71841 Did they snowball his gism? Did they snowball his gism?

]]> By: Jeff http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71839 Jeff Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:53:56 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71839 "Snake"?! Who's writing this blog? A 5th grader? “Snake”?! Who’s writing this blog? A 5th grader?

]]> By: Jaroslaw http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71838 Jaroslaw Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:50:47 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71838 How about a post about my city's fight with a human rights ordinance - if you got room for this garbage.......?? How about a post about my city’s fight with a human rights ordinance – if you got room for this garbage…….??

]]> By: Psychofag http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71828 Psychofag Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:33:11 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71828 Madonna's brother is hot! Madonna’s brother is hot!

]]> By: Ian J UK http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71823 Ian J UK Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:07:19 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71823 Shame on you for even linking to this garbage! Shame on you for even linking to this garbage!

]]> By: mark http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71818 mark Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:58:23 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71818 tmmi too motherf*ckin much information is it safe to use bleach to remove this story from my brain? tmmi
too motherf*ckin much information

is it safe to use bleach to remove this story from my brain?

]]> By: daVid http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71808 daVid Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:46:13 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71808 It's known in the blogosphere that that "blog" is an over-the-top parody written by someone else. Queerty's a fun site, but you have to check your sources better. Falsehoods aren't cool. It’s known in the blogosphere that that “blog” is an over-the-top parody written by someone else. Queerty’s a fun site, but you have to check your sources better. Falsehoods aren’t cool.

]]> By: Trick http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71794 Trick Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:48:12 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71794 The blog is a fake, morons. Get a grip... Do you actually think he would have not put that in the book if he was going to blog about it. Queerty is losing all credibility. What's with all the Madonna hatred anyway? I guess you just enjoy all the attention each of her posts creates for you. The blog is a fake, morons. Get a grip… Do you actually think he would have not put that in the book if he was going to blog about it. Queerty is losing all credibility.
What’s with all the Madonna hatred anyway? I guess you just enjoy all the attention each of her posts creates for you.

]]> By: Tex... http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71791 Tex... Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:47:46 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71791 Always was...always will be a trailer trash skank. Always was…always will be a trailer trash skank.

]]> By: Trick http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71792 Trick Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:47:46 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71792 The blog is a fake, morons. Get a grip... Do you actually think he would have not put that in the book if he was going to blog about it. Queerty is losing all credibility. The blog is a fake, morons. Get a grip… Do you actually think he would have not put that in the book if he was going to blog about it. Queerty is losing all credibility.

]]> By: afrolito http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71787 afrolito Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:07:26 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71787 *too* *too*

]]> By: afrolito http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71786 afrolito Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:07:01 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71786 Is queerty to stupid to realize that blog is FAKE, or do they just not give a fuck?? I don't know which is worse actually. Is queerty to stupid to realize that blog is FAKE, or do they just not give a fuck?? I don’t know which is worse actually.

]]> By: GoodBuddy http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71785 GoodBuddy Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:04:47 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71785 Do you believe everything you read? Do you believe everything you read?

]]> By: Andrew http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71779 Andrew Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:47:18 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71779 OMG. I am more offended by his style of writing than by the content! "He 'informed' me to take my clothes off..." WTF? Maybe he "ordered" me, or "told" me. Weird. Is English his first language? And to use the awkward and confusing watermelon metaphor not once but twice? He thinks eating watermelon is like sucking cock? And I guess eating fried chicken is like getting fucked up the ass? Eating a lobster is like giving a rim job? Drinking hot sake is like eating out a pussy? OMG. I am more offended by his style of writing than by the content!

“He ‘informed’ me to take my clothes off…” WTF? Maybe he “ordered” me, or “told” me. Weird. Is English his first language?

And to use the awkward and confusing watermelon metaphor not once but twice? He thinks eating watermelon is like sucking cock? And I guess eating fried chicken is like getting fucked up the ass? Eating a lobster is like giving a rim job? Drinking hot sake is like eating out a pussy?

]]> By: gay as life http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71777 gay as life Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:45:17 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71777 If the timing of this is based on Madonna's having problems with her voice, then it must have happened every day. Thank god for recording studio voice correction. If this were two brothers, then ok. But with his sister? Gross. If the timing of this is based on Madonna’s having problems with her voice, then it must have happened every day. Thank god for recording studio voice correction.

If this were two brothers, then ok. But with his sister? Gross.

]]> By: Geoffrey http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71774 Geoffrey Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:33:05 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71774 I don't care how bad anyone's voice is.....a threesome with a sister....that's one of those lines that I could never cross. Yuck. I don’t care how bad anyone’s voice is…..a threesome with a sister….that’s one of those lines that I could never cross. Yuck.

]]> By: Trenton http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71773 Trenton Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:28:45 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71773 "...The next day, my head felt like a watermelon. I went to the faucet and turned it on. It gushed like a watermelon, except without the seeds. And then I took a dump. That was more like a turnip. But then I called Madonna and asked how she slept. She said, 'Me? I slept like a watermelon.' Haha. That's my sister—my watermelony sister." Tasteless f4g. “…The next day, my head felt like a watermelon. I went to the faucet and turned it on. It gushed like a watermelon, except without the seeds. And then I took a dump. That was more like a turnip. But then I called Madonna and asked how she slept. She said, ‘Me? I slept like a watermelon.’

Haha. That’s my sister—my watermelony sister.”

Tasteless f4g.

]]> By: spunkbox http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71770 spunkbox Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:09:17 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71770 bad porn bad porn

]]> By: Snoodle http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71767 Snoodle Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:58:57 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/madonna-and-bro-share-loads-20080807/#comment-71767 That's...just...um...o.O...*cough* well whatever works... That’s…just…um…o.O…*cough* well whatever works…

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