Madonna has uttered another big mouthful. After she’s done robbing several continents of their last pennies with expensive concert tickets, the self-proclaimed “visionary” is planning to dip her toes back into the film industry, but this time behind the camera to hide her wrinkles. On her new plans:
Making movies for me was never about being a big movie star, it was about being a good actress. But it’s not easy with critics going after you before the movie is even released. It’s easier to be a visionary as a director.
Guy Ritchie is probably worried that his wife will surpass his own directing abilities, which we all drank in when we saw the new Swept Away. What? You mean you didn’t see it?
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