Madonna Is Judging You With Her Warholian Eyes
 
 

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THE SHOT — It must be all those pilates, because Madonna has never looked younger, fresher, more like a Kirsten Dunst movie poster, and … less alive than she does in the cover art for Celebration, her upcoming greatest hits disc (also available on DVD!), which, let's be clear, in an excuse to collection millions of new dollars on old songs. But! Ms. Ciccone's "ultimate compilation" (to quote her serially lying rep Liz Rosenberg) will include two new songs, including the record's title track, which completely shoots down any gay's argument against forking over $39.99 (or whatever it will be) for the whole damn package.

 
 
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Comments (20)

No. 1 · Cam

So thats what she would look like if she ate.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 11:09 am
No. 2 · razz

oh please…enough of this washed up old hag.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 11:56 am
No. 3 · Jennifer

Razz, that "washed up old hag", could buy you, sell you, bench press you and then kick your ageist ass into orbit. Gee, don't spose that would be the problem? I think it might just be.

More misogynist horseshit from the boys. How encouraging.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 12:24 pm
No. 4 · Cam

@Jennifer: you said "More misogynist horseshit from the boys. How encouraging."
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so ANY spoken word that in some way denotes that he doesn't like a woman means he is misogynist? Really? Well Jennifer lets look at YOUR post and see what it tells us about you ok?

1st. You say that she could "Buy and Sell you". showing that you feel that just because a person has money it means they are better. My My My, how snobbish and elitist of you.

2nd you say that she could "Kick him into orbit". So it's violence and control that you respect now in addition to money impressing you so.

So lets see, he is a mysogynist and you are a gold digging, elitist snob who feels that violence is to be respected? Is that true about you? If you say it isn't, then can you maybe admit that perhaps Razz just hates the self serving irritating way that Madonna goes about her life and that disliking her isn't some litmus test about his feelings towards all women?

Sheesh, give it a rest.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 12:57 pm
No. 5 · red phone

Anyway, back to the topic at hand – I love it, and she rocks it harder than anyone else on the planet!

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 1:37 pm
No. 6 · dm73

Madonna is a woman?

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 4:39 pm
No. 7 · justin

Can't wait. Still excited to see what she does next.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm
No. 8 · DARLING NIKKI

That pic is from her Borderline days…definitely…borderline.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 4:51 pm
No. 9 · Strepsi

No DARLINGNIKKI, not Borderline… that's her True Blue 'do.

And RAZZ, that "washed up old hag" was singing super catchy pop songs for sexual liberation and parading her delighfully openly gay dancers when all the world thought Homos should become monks or end our filthy AIDS-ridden lives. Plus, it has a fun beat!

Madonna gets my $40. Every frickin time.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 5:08 pm
No. 10 · Felix

Not crazy about the album cover, but excited about the new two tracks.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 5:48 pm
No. 11 · mark

I wish I could turn back time (Yeah, me too, Cher)and whisper in 1980s Madonna's ear that she would be a Kabbalist, still be touring after age 50, still be a shitty actress, have two Malawian children, and lots of cosmetic surgery.

I guess, she probably would have just shrugged.

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 7:33 pm
No. 12 · alan brickman

Queens always betray their kind first!…how sad…

Posted: Jul 23, 2009 at 10:22 pm
No. 13 · Ronald

It's all about the music. Admit it – only Madonna can groove everyman on Earth regardless of race, age and gender. Forty dollars is worth forking out for CELEBRATION. The photo is a mix up of two Madonna photos during the late 80s and early 90s period of her awesome career. MADONNA definitely rocks!

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 3:10 am
No. 14 · Lloyd Baltazar

Love her. She is a Gay Icon and will forever be at the heart of the Gay community.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 11:52 am
No. 15 · Cam

@alan brickman: You said "Queens always betray their kind first!…how sad…"

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Madonna is a hetrosexual woman with children. How exactly are Queers betraying our own kind? Or is it that since we are gay we have to wet our pants every time Madonna blows her nose?

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 12:47 pm
No. 16 · Brent

The new single is damn good, and she will be getting 99 cents from me on August 3rd.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 1:31 pm
No. 17 · Lloyd B.

I can just imagine the whole Gay community immortalizing Madonna someday when she is no longer with us. She will be among the places of Judy Garland, Bette Davis, Rock Hudson and many others who serve as inspirations for the Gay community.

And Kathy Griffin is another future Gay Icon too.

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 11:42 pm
No. 18 · justin

@Lloyd B.: No! She will never die!

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 2:47 pm
No. 19 · SM

No wonder you all don't have equality. You all are meaner than the Religious Right.

Can you all accomplish ANYTHING without resorting to insults.

HAG?

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 2:53 pm
No. 20 · kyle

Love it! i'd fork over $39.99 for the pic alone, thanks for helping spread the p.r. machine!

Posted: Jul 26, 2009 at 4:06 pm
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