As even non-fans of the Queen of Pop surely know by now, we’re smack in the middle of Madonna week on her cousin Ellen DeGeneres’ afternoon chat show. And as the classic sitcom The Facts of Life taught us, you have to take the bad with the good. In this case, Ellen’s other guest was pop’s reigning bad boy, Justin Bieber. The host asked the two to join her for a rousing game of Never Have I Ever, in which she asks who’s indulged in such shenanigans as having sex in the bathroom during a party, dating two siblings or getting kicked out a bar. (Note to Biebs: we also think you’re lying!)
As the game winds down Madge wants to keep playing and actually utters the words no one ever wanted to hear, “I feel like I’m getting to know my new boyfriend.”
Find out which is naughtier below.
jason smeds
Look, Madonna has re-invented herself as a big-boned Russian house-wife.
Giancarlo85
@jason smeds: Look nobody cares what you have to say you big mouthed lazy tool.
Low Country Boy
I’m not a fan of the Beibs, but comported himself remarkably well on Ellen and even sounded humble.
AlliterationAddict
@Low Country Boy: You know, I really don’t follow him at all, but based on what I’ve seen peripherally, he seems to have gotten slightly less intolerable recently. It’s really freaking me out. God forbid I ever start to empathize with him at some point. I don’t even know how I would do that.
Giancarlo85
Maybe he’s a growing up a bit… lol.
I think it’s Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus who look more obnoxious right now. Patrick “Don’t worry Miley… she’s just a friend… doing body shots off her body is just what friends do”.
Those two just need to F off.
walshwitch
@jason smeds – Best comment ever, thankyou!
asby
I am sick of seeing Justin Bieber…95% of people that are not 15 year old girls can not name one song of his….He is not relevant in the music industry
Saint Law
@walshwitch: Oh lookit – someone even more stupid than Jason’s Smeg.
jason smeds
Why are Ellen and Madonna getting cosy with Justin Bieber? The guy is not exactly known for being gay-friendly.
lykeitiz
@asby: Exactly! And anyone empathizing with his BS drama is just a typical shallow queen getting aroused by a blooming twink.
tusgold
I saw this episode and Madge should be ashamed of herself for bein g so rude to Justin Beiber. She made some wise crack about why are you dressed as a sheriff? He said theres a new sheriff in town. One he’s not much younger than the guys you date so why talk down to him 2. Remember Madge in her purple cowboy hat and purple boots? She looked just like Justin so why does she have to be a smart ass. This was a chance she had to be nice to someone wwho is findong himself and trying to make some good choices. She must forget what an asshole she was at 21. In sshe mad cause her new album sucks?
Realitycheck
@Low Country Boy:
Agreed, not the bad boy image I had in mind……..
@tusgold:
Come on! Madonna is famous for her clever remarks and Justing was totally ok with her,
it was a fun episode.
@jason smeds:
What? Don’t you know that him and Usher………..wink wink……..