Not Even Death Can Stop The Celebrity Endorsement Machine

Madonna, Shakira Help Milk Marilyn’s Corpse

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What’s worse than two mega millionaires making even more money off of shampoo?

When they bring a dead girl down with them:

[Madonna] has teamed up with hair care brand Sunsilk in hopes to inspire women around the world to leap from their couches and live life to the fullest with the debut of their massive “Life Can’t Wait” Campaign.

During the broadcast of Super Bowl XLII on February 3, the Sunsilk “Life Can’t Wait” Campaign will feature the iconic pop stars Madonna, Shakira and Marilyn Monroe

This shit really makes us sick – Marilyn can’t even spend money! And, again, she’s dead!!

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