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DUELING HOLIDAY DIVAS

Madonna, Streisand, Garland, & More: Who Sang It Better?

With Thanksgiving and Black Friday over, the holiday season is officially upon us, which means you are free to blast your favorite Christmas music without judgment.

The holiday album is a time-honored tradition on par with the yule log, and there is no shortage of celebrities — of yore and today — who have serenaded us with their best songs of the season.

Our favorite divas especially shine when it comes to singing a holiday tune, but with so many renditions of the same song, it begs the question: Who sang it better?

Scroll down to see some of our favorite divas singing Christmas classics. Which star do you think shines brightest?

Madonna versus Eartha Kitt: “Santa Baby”

We absolutely love this silly, sultry tune. Almost as much as we love fantasizing about our own “Santa Baby” showering us with expensive trinkets. Eartha Kitt made this song famous in her initial 1953 recording, and Madonna channeled her best Marilyn Monroe in her 1987 uptempo remake. So tell us: Catwoman or the Material Girl?

Judy Garland versus Christina Aguilera: “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”

Few Christmas songs elicit as much emotion as this song originally recorded in 1944 by the great Judy Garland for the film Meet Me in St. Louis. Christina put her pipes to work in her 2011 version at Disneyland. So tell us: Original or Cover?

Celine Dion versus Mariah Carey: “O Holy Night”

Singing this Christmas power ballad is the true test of a diva. While many have tried (and some failed miserably), these two versions stand out from the pack. Picking a favorite would be like asking us to choose between our pet dogs. So tell us: who do you think sang it better?

Barbra Streisand versus Toni Braxton: “The Christmas Song”

This song (sometimes called “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”) epitomizes holiday music. Every time we hear it, we can’t help but imagine being curled up next to our boy toy by the fire in our warmest flannel and sipping hot cocoa. Barbra Streisand sang the song in 1967 on her A Christmas AlbumToni Braxton revived it on her 2001 holiday album Snowflakes. So tell us: Babs or Braxton?

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Nov 30, 2013
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  • 36 Comments
    • rjrogo
      rjrogo

      Eartha/Judy/Celine/Streisand

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana
      avesraggiana

      All of today’s singers are to be faulted for over-singing their renditions, with their wailing, pop-quavering, sometimes-screechy voices. Legacy of the trends in pop and RB singing of the last two decades, and encouraged with impunity by Star Search and American Idol.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana
      avesraggiana

      Kitt, Garland and Streisand definitely.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sweet Boy
      Sweet Boy

      Celine…pure schmaltz
      Madonna…sounds like a cat in mating season

      Nothing like Stevie Nicks singing Holy Night…she sounds as though she were drunk after spending the entire night drinking punch and opening presents

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonty Coppersmith
      Jonty Coppersmith

      I love all these ladies, but sometimes simpler is more beautiful. Don’t jazz up an old standard. Christina girl you need to learn modulation, use the power of your voice judiciously, not constantly because that gets tedious.
      In all these cases I have to agree with rjrogo.
      Eartha
      Judy
      Celine
      Barbra

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant
      jimbryant

      Barbra Streisand, Donna Summer, Judy Garland, Celine Dion, Eartha Kitt…these are the women who put SOUL into their music. Madonna has no soul.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Metro135
      Metro135

      Streisand vs Toni Braxton? Are you serious? If Streisand were in a coma she could still out sing Braxton.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Metro135
      Metro135

      How anyone can stand listening to Mariah Carey is beyond my comprehension. If she didn’t have that choir behind her my eardrums would have burst. That screeching tea kettle blast is really getting old.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • williyum2003
      williyum2003

      Eartha, Judy, Celine, Barbra… no contest

      Nov 30, 2013 at 6:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      Ugh.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 6:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist
      AuntieChrist

      You just can’t beat the true classics…Not with the modern cats in heat sound…. Eartha was able to go all the way from classic, to pop dance with Bronski Beat….Babs is like butter.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 6:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • decampbell
      decampbell

      Please don’t compare Madonna to Eartha Kitt. Madonna’s out-shone and out-classed.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 7:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana
      avesraggiana

      Judy Garland and that soaring voice – she breaks my heart every time.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 7:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • deltabadhand
      deltabadhand

      “Santa Baby” Madonna and everyone else after Eartha copy Eartha’s rendition and her style on this song.

      “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”. Neither. Mary J Blidge Kills them both

      “O Holy Night” Celine Dion versus Mariah Carey Both are over wrought and insincere.

      “The Christmas Song” Barbara S.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 7:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • trelin
      trelin

      Comparing Toni and Barbara doesn’t make sense. There’s a different tone in each. Toni is deep, sensual R&B and Barbara is more vocal. Both ladies can sing, but there’s a time and place for each. I prefer Toni because I adore her and I don’t think there’s another voice that’s like hers…anywhere.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 7:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      @everyone who has posted thus far, I thought bath salts were out of fashion? Please stop taking it.

      Mariah Carey is the ultimate diva when it comes to Christmas and Q should shut this shoestring operation down for not putting her in the title. All I Want for Christmas is the all time reigning Christmas song. Her Oh Holy Night is riveting.

      I couldn’t care less about the rest

      *end rant*

      Nov 30, 2013 at 8:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      I was so depressed when I saw this article, but so uplifted that my peers aren’t as dumb as the author. Madodo in a singing contest? X-tina with some genuine emotion that’s not hyperbolic? Marriah during her “lets get Nigrish” phase? (yes, I stole that line from Berhnart)

      Nov 30, 2013 at 8:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wingfield
      Wingfield

      At the 00:59 mark of the Christina song where she says gayyyyyy. That needs to be a meme ASAP!

      Nov 30, 2013 at 9:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      Sorry gentlemen, Judy wins every time – even when she’s not competing.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 9:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana
      avesraggiana

      @jwrappaport: Amen.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 9:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NoelG
      NoelG

      Eartha by default. Besides, Madonna’s voice seemed to have been put through a filter.

      Judy! Judy! Judy! Do a web search for the story behind the original version of the song that Judy refused to sing.

      Celine because she stayed closer to the original arrangement. I don’t like Christmas songs but if I’m going to listen to one, I prefer traditional arrangements.

      It’s not fair to compare Barbara to anyone. It’s like comparing Sinatra to another singer. You just can’t. They are on a plane of their own.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 10:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cináed O'
      Cináed O'

      Eartha/Judy/Mariah/Barbara
      -Eartha made the song fun and flirty.
      -Judy kept it simple and sweet
      -Mariah made this song inspirational and uplifting
      -Barbara gave it that sentimental warm Christmas feeling
      These are my picks, and I’ll refrain from saying negative comments of their counterparts.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 10:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elloreigh
      Elloreigh

      Santa Baby: Eartha Kitt, no matter who else’ version you put it up against.

      I’ll have to take a pass on the rest.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 11:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elloreigh
      Elloreigh

      @avesraggiana: I couldn’t agree more – well said.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 11:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Goforit
      Goforit

      My 2 cents worth. Eartha makes it playful…..Madonna trys to hard.
      Judy plays it simple and heartfelt….Christina trying to impress.
      Celine-Mariah…. I couldn’t care less. Neither one.
      Babs and Toni? How could you even attempt to compair? There has never been a voice that even comes close to Ms. Streisand. Toni was completely out classed.

      Dec 1, 2013 at 1:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mada
      mada

      So happy that people went with the good versions :).

      I don’t know why Kylie’s version of “Santa Baby” wasn’t mentioned, which is at least CLOSER to Eartha Kitt’s original. Eartha still beats out ALL THE COVERS. (Yes, I made a lame pun).

      Dec 1, 2013 at 1:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant
      jimbryant

      When you listen to Madonna from her early years, you can easily tell that her voice was electronically distorted to make it sound tuneful on the recorded track. When you listen to Donna Summer, Barbara Streisand etc, you know you are listening to the real thing.

      Dec 1, 2013 at 7:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bleachedpeach
      bleachedpeach

      Eartha, Celine, Judy and Barbra! I love Ms. Braxton, but you can’t compare her to Ms. Streisand. Madonna give her a bucket.

      Dec 1, 2013 at 8:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      This is about “singing” though. There are very few people Madonna can out-sing let’s be honest.

      Dec 1, 2013 at 3:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ms Urethra Johnson
      Ms Urethra Johnson

      Celine just made me want to take my family’s vintage christmas tree out of the crate, decorate the whole house and start baking pies. Her voice is like a precisely tune priceless instrument. (Bam “in your face” perfection)
      Babs is a standard. Can’t have christmas without Babs.(Jewish irony)
      Mariah’s best Christmas song is: Miss you most at Christmas time.(Kleenex needed)
      Eartha Kitt.(song made for her voice/style)…Madonna’s is just REDUCTIVE (take that MADAME M, P.S.:the hydrengeas are on their way too)
      Xtina obviously has a voice, can’t fault her for showing it off, (she actually smirks after each high notes / runs) we all would belt out songs like that at karaoke if we only could.

      Dec 1, 2013 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anubis0614
      anubis0614

      Never mess with the classics: Eartha
      Judy
      Celine
      Barbra

      Dec 1, 2013 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stranded
      stranded

      You know gay men can also enjoy men singing. It doesn’t always have to be “divas”

      Eartha/Judy, coldplay is my 2nd favorite version/Mariah/ Neither, that song belongs to Nat King Cole

      Dec 2, 2013 at 12:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seaguy
      seaguy

      All of them did great. Love all of these diva’s especially the queen of pop Madonna!

      Dec 2, 2013 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • newecreator
      newecreator

      Why did they forgot to put Kylie’s rendition of Santa Baby?

      Dec 2, 2013 at 9:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bee Gaga
      Bee Gaga

      @NoelG: I hate when people revel these old singers JUST for being old singers. Sinatra? Was NOT that good of a vocalist, there are tons better than him in jazz alone not to mention various other genres. As for Barbara she’s a pure vocalist, a great one, but far from incomparable

      Dec 3, 2013 at 12:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bee Gaga
      Bee Gaga

      Eartha, Judy, Mariah, ehhh maybe Barbra I liked both of them. Mariah’s rendition of o’holy night is THE best I’ve ever heard her’s and the one that Deborah Cox performed are incomparable.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 12:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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