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Madonna’s Armpit Hair Confirmed To Be Brown

Screen Shot 2014-03-21 at 1.27.12 PMAfter decades of scientific study regarding the natural color of the Queen of Pop’s body hair, researchers confirmed today that the Material Girl does, in fact, have brown underarm hair.

Some fans have claimed the hair is “off-brown” or “dirty blonde.” Despite the conflicting reports, researchers point to this Instagram photo as proof that, if nothing else, Madonna is capable of growing body hair.

The 55-year-old entertainer posted the underarm selfie last night, confirming that the growth in her armpit is “long hair,” and that she “don’t care!!!!!!”

Skeptics claim the underarm hair is “fake” and/or “Photoshopped,” some have even called it “disgusting” and “ew.” According to the photo’s comments section, one supporter confirms that a female growing underarm hair “takes balls.”

We’ll keep you updated as more reports flood the news desk today.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Mar 21, 2014
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  • 13 Comments
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      Now that was some funny shiz!

      Mar 21, 2014 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben Dover
      Ben Dover

      In other news – water is confirmed to be wet!

      Mar 21, 2014 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      It’s tuft to be hair.

      Mar 21, 2014 at 1:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robho3
      robho3

      are you serious with this?

      Mar 21, 2014 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • keepcalm
      keepcalm

      Next.

      Mar 21, 2014 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SpunkyBunks
      SpunkyBunks

      She bugs me. Money doesn’t buy you class.

      Mar 21, 2014 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateOcean
      NateOcean

      Could be a merkin.

      Mar 21, 2014 at 5:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      Grandmadonna is getting too old to be “hip”. Go eat your prunes, by a Rascal scooter, a Jitterbug Phone, a chair lift, and some Depends, and STFU! And start taking estogen pills. Old women start growing more hair and losing their womanly looks.

      Mar 21, 2014 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • elbertdijkgraaf
      elbertdijkgraaf

      She looks hot. I wanna lick her armpit and spit in her face, while screaming: ‘bad granny!’

      Mar 21, 2014 at 8:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • drgay
      drgay

      Could this woman become any more tragic?

      Mar 21, 2014 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cobalt Blue
      Cobalt Blue

      She seems to have wrinkles around his eyes. BTW: Billionaire and always a cheap slut…

      Mar 22, 2014 at 2:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • a new member
      a new member

      Does her skin look like old person skin?

      Mar 22, 2014 at 10:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy
      Desert Boy

      She has a pussy bush under her arm. Classy, Madge. Classy.

      Mar 22, 2014 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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