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Madonna’s Secret Age-Defying Skin Care Regimen Now Sold at Best Buy

The advanced labs at Adobe have created a miracle cream that erases both fine lines and peach fuzz. [via]

By:           editor editor
On:           May 21, 2010
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  • 44 Comments
    • No. 1 · Cam

      LOL!!! So bitchy!

      May 21, 2010 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · Mike

      LMFAO That’s a good one!

      May 21, 2010 at 11:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · Black Pegasus

      LMAO

      I Luv it!

      May 21, 2010 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · terrwill

      Photoshop is her friend :) In reality, she looks like a hag.

      May 21, 2010 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · Cheryl Wright = ZZZ's (John From England)

      Good one! Anyone who think’s she isn’t photoshopped or using plastic surgery to defy aging is seriously deluded.

      May 21, 2010 at 11:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Felix

      Thank you Madonna for releasing a much needed statement.

      http://www.google.com/hostedne.....gimphXALBg

      May 21, 2010 at 11:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · drewbrown

      Leave Madonna alone!!! You people are so mean! JK…

      May 21, 2010 at 12:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      .

      May 21, 2010 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments

      My face is so pockmarked by years of massive zits, I have to use a bucket of coverup for me just to walk out the door!!

      May 21, 2010 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments

      I saw Madge jogging in Central Park during a trip we made to New York City in 2007 and she looked exactly like one of the “People of WalMart.”

      She was surrounded by body guards and wore no make up and looked to weigh all of 100lbs.

      All the dieting, make-up, surgery, Restylane, Botox, and 21 year old semen in the world can’t change the fact she’s a 52 year old woman.

      May 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · Sam

      #10-It may not change the fact, but it can change the look. I think she had some nasty surgery, she looks bad for 52-maybe just bad genes.

      May 21, 2010 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · Tiran

      The supposedly unphotoshopped side is a shitty photo. The colour is flat, it has no depth and it is poorly lit. If it is not also photoshopped the photographer should be slapped.

      May 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · Dave

      And you think that a 20 year old model doesn’t get PhotoShopped? Seriously people!!! Of course she’s aging and had work done, what celebrity hasn’t?

      May 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · jaroslaw

      Have you seen her jogging photos? And her arms of those pics? She has the arms of an 80-year old! Skinny and flabby. She’s a hag who is terrified of aging!

      May 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · Ryan

      I can’t wait until Mariah Carey and Lady Gaga are 50.

      Then I’ll act like a kid and tear them apart over their perceived physical appearance on in insignificant attempt to make myself feel bigger and better than them.

      Sounds like a plan.

      May 21, 2010 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · fredo777 · Member · 3010 comments

      @Ryan: Agreed.

      Also agree with the 20 yr olds being PhotoShopped comment. Every celeb gets airbrushed in their photos. Young + old.

      May 21, 2010 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 17 · Jeremy

      Whoever did this ad needs to be my husband! Brilliant!

      May 21, 2010 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 18 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments

      @Ryan: Do you plan on living to 120?

      May 21, 2010 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 19 · Pip

      @Ryan: lol Mariah Carey looks worse than Madonna (and is certainly as photoshopped), and that’s no lie.

      May 21, 2010 at 5:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 20 · Ryan

      @christopher di spirito: No, I’m only 19. I’m much younger than both of them. What made you think otherwise?

      May 21, 2010 at 6:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 21 · Ryan

      @Pip: Agreed. Mariah has always had a weight problem, and recently, she’s gotten heavier. At some point soon, that skin is not going to be as elastic and instead of Madonna’s muscled arms, we’ll be pointing at Mariah’s mudflaps.

      May 21, 2010 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 22 · TheAwfulTruth

      She is deforming her face. Lately she has been looking like an alien from planet Mongo. And why? With all her money, fame and stature, isn´t that enough? She has made a career out of playing the transgressive, tough chick who does not care about conventions, and here we have her, in the end, a basketcase about aging, trying desperately to turn back the clock instead of showing that a 50-something woman can be naturally sexy and and example for others. 4 minutes to save your face Madonna!

      May 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 23 · Edfu

      I just want to know:

      Does that cream really work?

      May 21, 2010 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 24 · ossurworld

      Does she really use Nair on her upper lip?

      May 21, 2010 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 25 · alan brickman

      this proves gays have no loyalty bones in their fat bodies….

      May 21, 2010 at 10:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 26 · Ryan

      @alan brickman: That’s exactly what I thought…

      May 21, 2010 at 11:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 27 · Jake

      God most of you sound like pathetic bitter Queens that probably go around sucking Lady GaGa’s dick. Madonna still looks awesome for her age and Queerty has nothing better to do then trash her. Do you all forget all she’s done for us? How she took risks and spoke for the gay community when it would have been career suicide for most? How she was a staunch aids advocate in the 80′s when the President of the United States wouldn’t even say the word AIDS? You would think a site that promotes Gay rights would have written something about how Madonna condemned the recent events in Malawi were a gay couple was imprisoned but instead they trash her. This site and the Queerty staff are beyond pathetic.

      May 21, 2010 at 11:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 28 · Cassandra

      “this proves gays have no loyalty bones in their fat bodies….”

      No, it proves that some people are wretchedly insecure about their own self-worth and appearance, with an unrealistic opinion about their comedic abilities.

      We can be sure that all of the people making snarky remarks here about Madonna, or any model on the Morning Goods for that matter, are, at their very best, merely average in appearance and abilities.

      Othewise, they wouldn’t be so consumed with jealousy.

      May 21, 2010 at 11:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 29 · Kevin B

      If some of you call Madonna a hag I’d love to know how you describe your own mothers.

      May 22, 2010 at 12:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 30 · SSCHIEFRSHA

      @Jake:
      “Madonna still looks awesome for her age…”
      Eeeem……..I must disagree dear…

      [img]http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/03/MADONNA-PHOTOSHOP.jpg[/img]

      May 22, 2010 at 7:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 31 · j

      Well when she’s posing like a twenty year old of course you’d disagree, but if you saw her in the street and were told she was fifty you’d probably be pretty impressed.

      May 22, 2010 at 9:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 32 · gina

      On a more serious note, I think Madonna has long had both severe body dysmorphic issues, eating disorders and some addictive behavior in terms of working out. If she didn’t try to dress like a 20-year old club kid and work out 7 hours a day her face would look fine but her obsession with getting rid of all body fat is unhealthy.

      May 22, 2010 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 33 · gina

      For example:

      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix.....24x401.jpg

      The woman has a sickness.

      May 22, 2010 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 34 · Sean

      RE: SSCHIEFRSHA

      That pic is totally fake from a UK Tabloid. You can see what Madonna looks like at red carpet events and paparazzi photos and she still looks great.

      May 22, 2010 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 35 · Pip

      @gina: Americans are demented. Half of them are obese, so they look at Madonna and automatically think “anorexic bitch!” Frankly, I think Madonna is a role model in terms of how middle aged women should treat their bodies. She’s thin, but she looks strong and muscular—not like Rachel Zoe or something.

      May 22, 2010 at 5:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 36 · Mr.Jones

      @Sean: Sorry mate, but that photo IS real.

      May 22, 2010 at 9:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 37 · ossurworld

      The Madonna Police will soon be applying to make her a national landmark. This includes you, Queerty.

      May 23, 2010 at 8:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 38 · joe

      Its sad how some of you turn your back on one of our most favorite and cherished icons.
      If She dropped dead tomorrow, You’d all be devastated.
      Why are most of us such a mean-spirited community?

      May 23, 2010 at 11:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 39 · alan brickman

      Jake is right…it was career suicide for her at the time to speak up for gay rights….and now you stab her with you “steely eyes”….

      May 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 40 · alan brickman

      for 51 she looks pretty good…

      May 23, 2010 at 12:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 41 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS · Member · 1696 comments

      The “ad” is an attempt at humor, ok we get it, she has gone a bit overboard on seeking the fountain of youth……..However, nothing negates all she has done for all things Gay.
      It really is a shame that some Gay folks to find such glee in an attempt to tear down someone who has been totally supportive, never wavering in her support of all things Gay………..I am sure the most vindictive of you has never even licked a freaking stamp for a Gay cause……..petty spitefull bitter old queens.

      May 23, 2010 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 42 · Mr.Jones

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: Can you enumerate what she has done for the gay community in numbers and money?

      May 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 43 · OrchidIslander

      Like a bunch of ageist faggots with a collective depth equivalent to a warm spit-drop are going to give any aging person a break.

      Growing old in shallow and fabulous faggot land has to rank high on the scary meter – probably right up there with HIV.

      Make your bitchy remarks while you can girls, because age is coming for you too – if you’re lucky enough to live long enough.

      While you think you’re laughing at Madonna, you’re really signaling that your community has not progressed one iota on its fixation and fear of age.

      Pathetic twits….

      May 30, 2010 at 1:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
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