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Cam
LOL!!! So bitchy!
Mike
LMFAO That’s a good one!
Black Pegasus
LMAO
I Luv it!
terrwill
Photoshop is her friend 🙂 In reality, she looks like a hag.
Cheryl Wright = ZZZ's (John From England)
Good one! Anyone who think’s she isn’t photoshopped or using plastic surgery to defy aging is seriously deluded.
Felix
Thank you Madonna for releasing a much needed statement.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5gStG3cADB_pgjfRyPngimphXALBg
drewbrown
Leave Madonna alone!!! You people are so mean! JK…
terrwill
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terrwill
My face is so pockmarked by years of massive zits, I have to use a bucket of coverup for me just to walk out the door!!
christopher di spirito
I saw Madge jogging in Central Park during a trip we made to New York City in 2007 and she looked exactly like one of the “People of WalMart.”
She was surrounded by body guards and wore no make up and looked to weigh all of 100lbs.
All the dieting, make-up, surgery, Restylane, Botox, and 21 year old semen in the world can’t change the fact she’s a 52 year old woman.
Sam
#10-It may not change the fact, but it can change the look. I think she had some nasty surgery, she looks bad for 52-maybe just bad genes.
Tiran
The supposedly unphotoshopped side is a shitty photo. The colour is flat, it has no depth and it is poorly lit. If it is not also photoshopped the photographer should be slapped.
Dave
And you think that a 20 year old model doesn’t get PhotoShopped? Seriously people!!! Of course she’s aging and had work done, what celebrity hasn’t?
jaroslaw
Have you seen her jogging photos? And her arms of those pics? She has the arms of an 80-year old! Skinny and flabby. She’s a hag who is terrified of aging!
Ryan
I can’t wait until Mariah Carey and Lady Gaga are 50.
Then I’ll act like a kid and tear them apart over their perceived physical appearance on in insignificant attempt to make myself feel bigger and better than them.
Sounds like a plan.
fredo777
@Ryan: Agreed.
Also agree with the 20 yr olds being PhotoShopped comment. Every celeb gets airbrushed in their photos. Young + old.
Jeremy
Whoever did this ad needs to be my husband! Brilliant!
christopher di spirito
@Ryan: Do you plan on living to 120?
Pip
@Ryan: lol Mariah Carey looks worse than Madonna (and is certainly as photoshopped), and that’s no lie.
Ryan
@christopher di spirito: No, I’m only 19. I’m much younger than both of them. What made you think otherwise?
Ryan
@Pip: Agreed. Mariah has always had a weight problem, and recently, she’s gotten heavier. At some point soon, that skin is not going to be as elastic and instead of Madonna’s muscled arms, we’ll be pointing at Mariah’s mudflaps.
TheAwfulTruth
She is deforming her face. Lately she has been looking like an alien from planet Mongo. And why? With all her money, fame and stature, isn´t that enough? She has made a career out of playing the transgressive, tough chick who does not care about conventions, and here we have her, in the end, a basketcase about aging, trying desperately to turn back the clock instead of showing that a 50-something woman can be naturally sexy and and example for others. 4 minutes to save your face Madonna!
Edfu
I just want to know:
Does that cream really work?
ossurworld
Does she really use Nair on her upper lip?
alan brickman
this proves gays have no loyalty bones in their fat bodies….
Ryan
@alan brickman: That’s exactly what I thought…
Jake
God most of you sound like pathetic bitter Queens that probably go around sucking Lady GaGa’s dick. Madonna still looks awesome for her age and Queerty has nothing better to do then trash her. Do you all forget all she’s done for us? How she took risks and spoke for the gay community when it would have been career suicide for most? How she was a staunch aids advocate in the 80’s when the President of the United States wouldn’t even say the word AIDS? You would think a site that promotes Gay rights would have written something about how Madonna condemned the recent events in Malawi were a gay couple was imprisoned but instead they trash her. This site and the Queerty staff are beyond pathetic.
Cassandra
“this proves gays have no loyalty bones in their fat bodies….”
No, it proves that some people are wretchedly insecure about their own self-worth and appearance, with an unrealistic opinion about their comedic abilities.
We can be sure that all of the people making snarky remarks here about Madonna, or any model on the Morning Goods for that matter, are, at their very best, merely average in appearance and abilities.
Othewise, they wouldn’t be so consumed with jealousy.
Kevin B
If some of you call Madonna a hag I’d love to know how you describe your own mothers.
SSCHIEFRSHA
@Jake:
“Madonna still looks awesome for her age…”
Eeeem……..I must disagree dear…
[img]http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/03/MADONNA-PHOTOSHOP.jpg[/img]
j
Well when she’s posing like a twenty year old of course you’d disagree, but if you saw her in the street and were told she was fifty you’d probably be pretty impressed.
gina
On a more serious note, I think Madonna has long had both severe body dysmorphic issues, eating disorders and some addictive behavior in terms of working out. If she didn’t try to dress like a 20-year old club kid and work out 7 hours a day her face would look fine but her obsession with getting rid of all body fat is unhealthy.
gina
For example:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/28/article-1063066-02D30EC300000578-436_224x401.jpg
The woman has a sickness.
Sean
RE: SSCHIEFRSHA
That pic is totally fake from a UK Tabloid. You can see what Madonna looks like at red carpet events and paparazzi photos and she still looks great.
Pip
@gina: Americans are demented. Half of them are obese, so they look at Madonna and automatically think “anorexic bitch!” Frankly, I think Madonna is a role model in terms of how middle aged women should treat their bodies. She’s thin, but she looks strong and muscular—not like Rachel Zoe or something.
Mr.Jones
@Sean: Sorry mate, but that photo IS real.
ossurworld
The Madonna Police will soon be applying to make her a national landmark. This includes you, Queerty.
joe
Its sad how some of you turn your back on one of our most favorite and cherished icons.
If She dropped dead tomorrow, You’d all be devastated.
Why are most of us such a mean-spirited community?
alan brickman
Jake is right…it was career suicide for her at the time to speak up for gay rights….and now you stab her with you “steely eyes”….
alan brickman
for 51 she looks pretty good…
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
The “ad” is an attempt at humor, ok we get it, she has gone a bit overboard on seeking the fountain of youth……..However, nothing negates all she has done for all things Gay.
It really is a shame that some Gay folks to find such glee in an attempt to tear down someone who has been totally supportive, never wavering in her support of all things Gay………..I am sure the most vindictive of you has never even licked a freaking stamp for a Gay cause……..petty spitefull bitter old queens.
Mr.Jones
@PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: Can you enumerate what she has done for the gay community in numbers and money?
OrchidIslander
Like a bunch of ageist faggots with a collective depth equivalent to a warm spit-drop are going to give any aging person a break.
Growing old in shallow and fabulous faggot land has to rank high on the scary meter – probably right up there with HIV.
Make your bitchy remarks while you can girls, because age is coming for you too – if you’re lucky enough to live long enough.
While you think you’re laughing at Madonna, you’re really signaling that your community has not progressed one iota on its fixation and fear of age.
Pathetic twits….
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