Our Lady of the Glistening One Piece Roller Skating Outfit, Madonna, announced she’s going on tour this summer! No dates or any of that sort of actionable information has been finalized, but we do know one thing for sure. We’re going to have to pay out the ass for these tickets.
The tour, speculated by the music press for days, was finally made official by the material girl herself on yesterday’s appearance of The Ellen Show. Always the savvy businesswoman, Madonna went straight to us gays with the 411 first.
During an appearance on the syndicated “Ellen DeGeneres Show” that airs today (Feb. 9) in the United States, Madonna confirmed widely speculated plans for a 2006 tour. “You have a huge announcement that I’m so excited about,” said DeGeneres, to which Madonna quipped, “No, I’m not pregnant.”
“OK, I can’t hide it anymore: I’m going on tour this summer,” she continued. Beyond the time of year, specific details regarding the outing were not revealed during the show. A spokesperson did not respond to requests for comment by deadline.
That’s the good news. The bad news is we might have to forgo the new Nano we’ve been saving up for in order to afford those tickets. But Madge wins hands down.
Billboard Bits: Madonna, Widespread Panic, ‘Rock Fore! Dough’ [Billboard]
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