Male Inmate Finds Use For His Rectum Other Than Prostate Pleasure
Twenty-four-year-old Gavin Stanger was booked on disorderly conduct charges in D.C. and brought with him to jail a “cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a golf-ball sized bag of tobacco, a tattoo ink bottle, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch smoking pipe and small bag of pot.” He stored them in his butt. Cops grew suspicious when they found a plastic bag floating in his toilet. [NYDN]
Why this is news evades me. Why it is queer news is even weirder. The placement of this here speaks to your internalized issues. Not everything having to do with a rectal cavity is gay. Not every prisoner is getting raped or into gay sex. What are you, 12?
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@Robert: It is if it’s my brother!!!
Consider it Karma for outing me from prison. Crack-headed Bitch!
Best part is, he has a huge naked chick tatooed on his back, big ‘ol vagina and all, and he’s the scrawniest mother-fucker you’ll ever meet…HUGE LOL’s!
Ahhh…fun times!
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@Nick. You have a husband? Why would another man refer to another man as his husband? You are a man and a man can’t have a husband. Only women can have husbands. You are an abomination for practicing unnatural sex. It’s a crime against nature.
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Damn did he have any more room for shit?