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Man Claims Lesbian “Lick” Drove Him To Road-Rage Homicide

Jon David TafoyaForget the Twinkie defense: A man from Orange County, California, claims seeing a lesbian couple engage in some PDA forced him into a frenzy that ended with the death of two innocent motorists.

Back in 2005, Jon Tafoya (right) and his girlfriend were enjoying dinner with another couple in Mission Viejo, when the other woman jokingly licked his girlfriend’s clothed cleavage.

Tafoya, 28, stormed out, hopped into his Chevy pickup and started driving like a madman. When police stopped him, Tafoya disobeyed an order to turn his car off—instead speeding away at 90MPH on the wrong side of the road.

Things came to a tragic end when he smashed into another car head on, killing two people inside.

When he was arraigned, Tafoya said it wasn’t the beer, tequila, cocaine and marijuana in his system that made him go loco—it was “witnessing an act of lesbianism that offended his moral standards,” reports OC Weekly.

Well, naturally.

Then again, Tafoya does have a rap sheet—one including convictions for DUI, cocaine possession and masturbating in front of a 14-year-old girl—so we’re not sure how credible his claim is.

In 2008, he was convicted of two counts of second-degree murder and sentenced to 15 years to life in prison.

Tafoya appealed, requesting his conviction be overturned on the grounds that jurors should have convicted him  involuntary manslaughter and that he had inadequate legal representation. This month, a district judge denied his appeal.
Well, Tafoya certainly won’t have to worry about pseudo-lesbian horseplay in the California Institution For Men.
By:           Dan Avery
On:           Mar 12, 2013
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  • 13 Comments
    • queerty1958
      queerty1958

      I can understand where he was coming from. When you see something that effects you, you can’t help but react. In the same manner when I hear about people like Jon Tafoya, it makes me react…I shake my head in disbelief and hope he gets some fucking help!

      Mar 12, 2013 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • niles
      niles

      Know how he feels, after having to watch hets constantly slobbering over each other
      in public for years. Talk about rage.

      Mar 12, 2013 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian
      Brian

      Lesbian love is largely counterfeit. It reflects the counterfeit nature of female sexuality
      in general. Women are fakes, basically.

      Mar 12, 2013 at 3:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jhineugene
      Jhineugene

      Waif – the other woman licked *his* girlfriend’s cleavage, or her own girlfriend’s? I’m confused. If it was *his* girlfriend’s cleavage that got licked, that kind of changes the story, doesn’t it?

      Mar 12, 2013 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jackpapa
      jackpapa

      @Brian: Insanely misogynist much?

      Mar 12, 2013 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      @jackpapa: Brian is a trolling account, his stick is misogynism and hatred of black people.

      Mar 12, 2013 at 4:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MuscleModelBlog.com
      MuscleModelBlog.com

      What a strange story. I don’t understand why a girl licking your girlfriend’s chest would make you fly into a rage. He probably has other problems, too.

      Mar 12, 2013 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon1981
      Shannon1981

      When in doubt, blame the gays, right?

      Mar 12, 2013 at 7:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      So there was no actual lesbian couple involved?

      Mar 12, 2013 at 9:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MickeyP.
      MickeyP.

      A few comments. I think it was a typo.(obviously!)I love niles comment and Brian is a douche. I’m just in a silly mood!

      Mar 12, 2013 at 9:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • greenmusic23f
      greenmusic23f

      @Jhineugene: Sure, it makes it easy to see why he was angry, but THAT angry, and that means it was ok for him to drive like a %#$^#$%$@? And he should get a reduced sentence for that?

      Blech.

      Mar 12, 2013 at 10:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • greenmusic23f
      greenmusic23f

      Brian thinks sex is only real if there is a penis involved. Just like certain family members think if something was xyz in their life it must be xyz in mine.

      Mar 12, 2013 at 10:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pix
      Pix

      Bizarre.

      Mar 13, 2013 at 5:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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