We’ve all been there. It’s five o’clock, the subways are packed with rush hour commuters, you just eye-fucked a stranger across the platform and it’s left you hot and bothered.
You’re the last to board the departing train, when suddenly the excitement in your pants doesn’t quite make it on the train with the rest of you.
Just a typical day in the big city.
But really though, watch as this guy’s boner gets caught on the Brazilian underground:
How about we take this to the next level?
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Roan
Totally, completely, utterly fake and staged.
Trippy
Well let’s see… on one end of the LGBT news spectrum we have the celebrations in Arizona as they welcome marriage equality for the first time…. and on the other end of the spectrum, we have this idiot. Nice.
JerseyMike
You want to support LGBT news but it gets hard when you get 3rd grade BS like this.
Maude
Lighten up….it’s meant to be funny.
Gigi Gee
I’ve been to Brazil several times. They’re just that big. 😉
Gigi Gee
@JerseyMike: Is your first time here? If you’re looking for LGBT news you’ve come to the wrong place. When they do post something newsworthy it’s usually a week after-the-fact.
JerseyMike
@Gigi Gee: LMAO.. I’m am new.. About 3 weeks.. The news does seem to be old.. Maybe I’m been a little tight ass about this.. Thank you for the heads up
Billy Budd
I am brazilian and my dick is only 15cm or 5.9″ long.
QJ201
@Gigi Gee: Any recommendations other than Towleroad? The Advocate has become an RSS feed filled with columns written by recent college grads with their own agendas.
NG22
@Billy Budd: Thanks for letting us know! Really useful information there.
Trippy
@QJ201: Try JoeMyGod and Good As You. Glaad is also good at times.
doug105
@QJ201:
pinknews
thenewcivilrightsmovement
I like friendlyatheist also
Saint Law
@doug105: Pink news is shit. Rehashed articles culled from elsewhere (including Queerty) interspersed with op eds by tory tudgobblers.
Avoid.
JerseyMike
@Trippy: THANK YOU for leading me to Joemygod.. I really think I’m going to like it..
Stenar
It was pretty obvious that he did that on purpose.
MarionPaige
Back in the day, when Netscape was redesigned to be digg-like, I was posting to Netscape’s gay channel thinking that I was making a revolutionary statement about what “A Gay Blog for Gay People” should be. This dickless wonder at netscape (aka some woman) emailed me saying that I should limit my posts to things like DADT, Gay Marriage and the like – as if real live gay people give a shit about the military and marriage. “Gay Blogs” dedicated their posts to DADT and Gay Marriage because those were “safe topics” that wouldn’t irritate advertisers. But,
It turns out that advertisers don’t actually like these so-called Hard News / Gay Political blogs.
All Hail Queerty, because Queerty is the only thing protecting gay people from towle fucking road (and that notion that Gay Men have the same interests as 16 year old girls).
TundraMichael
You might try Americablog.
o.codone
I stopped coming here because they heavily edit comments. You can only post what they want to hear. anything about muslims, gone, anything in favor of the catholic church, gone, anything against gay marriage, gone. And, I GOT THE RANSOMEWARE VIRUS HERE ONCE. Just what we need another virus. Thanks for the tips about other places to go. because, now, I’m gone too because this site sucks.
dbmyers
@o.codone: Your just a troll who wants to come on gay sites and bitch about gay marriage and muslims. Don’t you know Fox is the network for no-nothing trolls like you? Of course you do . . . you’re a troll. Go away troll you have no power here.
o.codone
@dbmyers: looks like i’m a troll. oh no.