Sometimes bros and bromances can go a little too far. Such is the case for one U.K. man.
“I’ve got my best mate’s dick tattooed on my groin,” Carl confesses on a recent episode of the U.K. reality show Tattoo Fixers. “He’s known for having a big one, so.”
So what? Have it branded onto your own body in perpetuity?
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Carl says he got the idea to have a life-sized image of his buddy’s “big one” tattooed on his upper inner thigh one evening while he was “tipsy.” So his friend got hard then placed his erection flat up against Carl’s groin and traced an outline of it with a marker to create a template. Then the guys went down to their local tattoo parlor and had it inked into Carl’s skin forever.
Carl liked the tattoo for a while, but lately it’s been causing him trouble, mainly when he wears a speedo at the beach.
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“I’m recognized all over,” he laments. “I’ve had groups of girls recognize me. ‘Get your cock out!’ and ‘You’ve got a dick on your leg!”
So he recently decided to have the tattoo covered up. His buddy, however, wasn’t pleased by this idea.
“He offered us money not to get it covered up,” Carl says.
Tempting as that offer was, Carl ultimately decided to move forward with his plans. He now has a caricature of rapper Biggie Smalls, aka The Notorious B.I.G., on his groin instead… Because that’s so much better?
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Watch Carl share his tale of woe in the video below…
h/t: DailyMail
Aromaeus
I…just…what…?
Xzamilio
Biggie, Biggie, don’t give him one more chance.
Billy Budd
NOTHING surprises me in the world anymore. Anything is possible.
sanfranca1
Please, please have this man sterilized.
NoCagada
Looks like a thumb
Stached1
This is why they hate us.
Kieran
It would be so cool if he got a tattoo of testicles on his forehead.
Shofixti
What I don’t get is, why, if you’re going to do this….
why choose something so cartoonish?
Why not actually get a more realistic vision of your friend’s penis – in particular it’s orientation. You shouldn’t see the top of the head like that, it should be more to the side.